Power Rankings

Week 16 Power Rankings: Super Bowl



EasleyChungLikeBrady blows out Dickson you rear 169.70 to 116.50 to win the 2014 James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League Championship Belt.

Hey, Dirty. Baby, I gotcha money!


Super Bowl MVP Odell Beckham Jr. scores 36.80 points in the rout. He scored 102 points for PWood in the playoffs.

JDown and out


LuckyAss Justin’s luck finally runs out as his team can only manage 116.55 points in the most important game of the year.

Who Wooda Thunk It?


PWood’s team finished the season in 7th place, but proved all you need to do is get into the playoffs then get hot. EasleyChungLikeBrady’s offense was White Hot indeed. During the playoffs, PWood outscored his opponents 551.95 to 379.95.

Unstoppable Force Meets a Very Moveable Object


Not only did PWood beat Justin this week by 53 points, he would’ve beat him last week by 13, and the week before that. By 135 points!!

It’s a Family Affair


This is the 3rd time in 4 years that a Wood has won the Toppa League Championship belt. The DeSantises have zero.

That 4th time? ME!!! Never forget motherfuckers!

EasleyChungLikeBrady, Champions!


Looks like we’re gonna need a bigger Table of Champions. Grab a seat Pat. You have the belt. No one can ever take that away from you.

With that said, thanks for reading. I kinda can’t believe you actually enjoyed this shit. Austin, I don’t really hate you. Jeff, don’t sell your team. Merry Christmas fellas. Who wants to grab a beer at Cappy’s tomorrow? I know one guy who’ll be there…


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