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Mid-SZN (Right?) PowerRanks

Let’s PowerRank the foods I offered MiniRanks last night! Food PowerRanks! One of my favorites! This is gonna be great! 18. Pasta w/ Meatballs and Breadsticks Me: “Mommy and Daddy are having spaghetti and meatballs. Would you like some?” MiniRanks: “Mmmm pissgetti!”  Runs over to table. Climbs into kiddie chair. Sprinkles cheese on his pasta… Continue reading Mid-SZN (Right?) PowerRanks

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2021 Power Ranks – Week 8

#PowerRankings A lot of holidays have this cycle where they’re fun when you’re a little kid, then they become more transactional as a teenager (“Hey adult, just gimme the candy/presents.”), then they become an excuse to dress up and get drunk. Then in your 30s they become this obligation that you have to spend money/travel/see… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week 8

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2021 Power Ranks – Week 7

It's Halloween! Time for some terrible sexy costumes. Except not. Well, I mean there are some truly terrible costumes out there. They're all bad, but not offensively bad like previous years. When I first started doing this, I would have trouble whittling the pile down to 12. There were just so many terrible, weird, awful… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week 7

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PowerRanks 2021 – Week 4

#PowerRankings Two two hundo burgers this week! I don’t know if that’s ever happened before! 12. Bath Salts & Celery I mean at this point, try and shoot the moon. Like, if Buckets actually tries the whole SZN and loses every game, I say we give him a belt.  11. Return of the Mac Vegas… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 4