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Toppa Blog Signing Off (Probably)

It’s with a heavy heart that I write this blog. I’ve found myself in my late-Brett Favre point of my career. Both sending inappropriate dick pics with my flip phone, and flirting with retirement, only to come back for one more year, thinking I can still be the Ol’ Gunslinger. Except, I can’t even make… Continue reading Toppa Blog Signing Off (Probably)

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2020 PowerRanks – Toppa Invite/Pre-SZN

The most wonderful day of the year is coming. The day when I take 3 shits before 10:30am. The day where I’m so hungover that I have to pee sitting down.The day when I take a shower, then have to go jump in the ocean, then take another shower, just to think semi-clearly. The day… Continue reading 2020 PowerRanks – Toppa Invite/Pre-SZN

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2019 PowerRankings – Week 8

I was out to brunch with some friends recently and we started discussing Halloween and, specifically, trick-or-treaters. BoomBoom and I live at the end of a dead end street, so we don’t get any trick-or-treaters, which is a little sad, because since moving from New York City, we enjoy leaning into those domesticated traditions. “Children… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 8

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2019 PowerRankings – Week 5

I’m so fucking sick of Projected Points. What’s even the point?! (ha!) These things have no basis in reality. They’re calculated by some algorithm that has as much of a chance of being right as your kid putting magnetic numbers up on your refrigerator. And you know who makes these algorithms? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE That’s right. Fucking… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 5