Power Rankings

2018 Power Ranks – Conference Championship Preview

It’s the Christmastime SZN which means there are radio stations playing nothing but Christmas carols and there are TV channels playing nothing but Christmas movies. How can there possibly be so many Christmas movies?! Want a little taste? We’ve got My Christmas Inn, The Christmas Contract, Christmas Around the Corner, Christmas Pen Pals, A Christmas… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Conference Championship Preview

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2018 Power Ranks – Divisional Playoff Preview

I’d like to start off this week with an update on the deliverer of each week’s Dog Shit of the Week. Ollie had knee surgery two days before Thanksgiving. He actually had his other knee replaced 3 years ago, and it’s very common if one blows out, the other will blow out soon after that.… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Divisional Playoff Preview

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2018 Power Rankings – Week 11

Story time! Boom Boom was looking through the L.L. Bean catalog because now that we live in New England, we are in need of warmer clothes. Somehow, even though NYC is 35 degrees today and Newport is 30, the “Feels Like” in NYC is 30 but in Newport it's -2. Also, both of our work… Continue reading 2018 Power Rankings – Week 11

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2018 PowerRankings – Week 9

Me and 4 other Toppa members are going to Nashville this weekend to go see Tom Brady take on the Tennessee Titans. Of course, tickets to the actual game were too expensive, which means we’re flying 1000 miles to watch football in a bar. But that’s okay, sometimes you get little snacks on the plane… Continue reading 2018 PowerRankings – Week 9

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2018 Power Rankings – Week 7

It's about a week until Halloween, and that means it's time for one of my favorite blogs of the year. That's right, we'll be PowerRanking this year's sexiest Sexy Halloween Costumes. This year I thought about switching it up. Since a third of the league now has children, I thought about ranking funny things to… Continue reading 2018 Power Rankings – Week 7

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2018 Power Rankings – Week 6

I alluded to it last week, but we’re in full on Pumpkin Season, or PKN SZN. Everywhere you look you see pumpkins. On people's front steps? Pumpkins. Outside of grocery stores and liquor stores? Pumpkins. At the farmers' market? Pumpkins. At the strip club? Pumpkins. And you know what I'm also seeing a lot of… Continue reading 2018 Power Rankings – Week 6

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2018 Power Ranks – Week 5

With baseball playoffs, college and NFL football in full swing and (checks notes) hockey? Really? I guess hockey has started. October is one of the best sports months of the year. There’s sports on like every night and then all day during the weekends. Sure I kinda hate it because I’m old and can’t stay… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Week 5