Power Rankings

2018 Power Ranks – Week 2

Well I’ve watched two full Sunday’s worth of football, which means I’ve now seen the same 25 commercials 450 times each. And one question is really dumbfounding me this year. No it’s not: Why doesn’t Peyton Manning work with the black singer for Nationwide and only the white country singer? Is he racist? Why does… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Week 2

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Power Rankings

2018 Power Ranks – Week 1

Short post this week. Turns out, when I moved to Rhode Island and got a new job, it was like, a REAL job. With accountability and everything. I don’t have nearly the same amount of free time as I did before. In hindsight, I’m actually kind of surprised I even got paid at my last… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Week 1

Power Rankings

2018 Going-into-Toppa-SZN Power Ranks

The past two weekends have been two of the biggest weekends of the year for me, and maybe even my life. Three weekends ago, BoomBoom made an honest man out of me and decided to keep hanging out with me on a regular basis. The following weekend was Toppa Draft. Let's compare my wedding and… Continue reading 2018 Going-into-Toppa-SZN Power Ranks

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2018 Pre-Toppa Draft PowerRankings

Sorry that this post isn’t on the usual Thursday, I just got a new job and so I’m not comfortable enough to pretend like I’m working but instead am writing a blog. As for doing it after hours, at home, well... Succession is a really good TV show. But don’t worry, your boy’s got you… Continue reading 2018 Pre-Toppa Draft PowerRankings

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2018 Toppa Invite Power Ranks

I moved recently, and that meant I had to update my address. The United States Parcel Service has decided to keep up with the modern times and email you with what letters and packages are coming in the mail. I don't think I would've willingly signed up for this, as I already get 600 junk… Continue reading 2018 Toppa Invite Power Ranks

Backyard Blog

2018 World Cup Preview! (Part 2)

We're back!! I hope you're well rested. As promised we've got Groups E, F, G, & H. We've got some more powerhouses (Brazil & Germany), America's team and some dark horses with an outside shot to win the whole thing. Plus Tunisia! Let's jump into it. Group E: Brazil, Switzerland, Costa Rica, Serbia Okay, so… Continue reading 2018 World Cup Preview! (Part 2)

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2018 World Cup Preview!

Hell yes! I will do that! Thanks for suggesting that, totally real, and not at all made up person I have exchanged actual text messages from. Soccer! Soccer! Soccer! That’s right it’s your favorite globalist-cuck’s favorite sport. The game with a set time limit and 7 rules that somehow more “wussy” than the game where… Continue reading 2018 World Cup Preview!