Power Rankings

PowerRanks 2021 – Week 4

#PowerRankings Two two hundo burgers this week! I don’t know if that’s ever happened before! 12. Bath Salts & Celery I mean at this point, try and shoot the moon. Like, if Buckets actually tries the whole SZN and loses every game, I say we give him a belt.  11. Return of the Mac Vegas… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 4

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PowerRanks 2020 – Toppa Bowl Preview

Merry Fucking Christmas!! No time for an intro, there’s Christmas shopping to do (don’t go out shopping), meet ups at the bar (don’t go to the bar), and family gatherings to go to (don’t go to family gatherings). Let’s get to the recaps! Conference Championship Recaps #4 The Lasso Special 158.95#1 Le Champion 155.45 Whew!… Continue reading PowerRanks 2020 – Toppa Bowl Preview

Power Rankings, Taeks

Power Ranks 2020 – Conference Championship Preview

It’s probably for the best that I didn’t write a blog this year because this way you’d all be spared my #RonaTaeks. And they probably would’ve gotten less and less funny each week, as the whole thing gets more and more frustrating and obvious the NFL just really doesn’t care.  My favorite highlights were when… Continue reading Power Ranks 2020 – Conference Championship Preview

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Toppa Blog Signing Off (Probably)

It’s with a heavy heart that I write this blog. I’ve found myself in my late-Brett Favre point of my career. Both sending inappropriate dick pics with my flip phone, and flirting with retirement, only to come back for one more year, thinking I can still be the Ol’ Gunslinger. Except, I can’t even make… Continue reading Toppa Blog Signing Off (Probably)