Power Rankings

2017 PowerRanks – Conference Championship Preview

At least I made it to the playoffs. This week's playoff matchups were pretty crazy. In a year when the weekly team average score was 10 points less than the last 5 years, this week's 4 winning teams scored an average of 173 points. My team did not score 173 points. Plus I broke my… Continue reading 2017 PowerRanks – Conference Championship Preview

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Power Rankings

2017 Power Ranks – Divisional Playoff Preview

Well, it's Christmastyme again because the FEEEEEEEEDD THAAAA WOOOOOOOOOOORRRRLLLDDD gang is telling me four times a day. If you're anything like me, that makes your anxiety go from 0 to 100 in the time it takes those jingle bells to ring. Presents! And of course, I'm not talking about the ones I'll be getting. Although,… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Divisional Playoff Preview

Power Rankings

2017 Power Rankings – Week 12

It’s still November for one more day, so we’re not gonna talk about Christmas yet. I stumbled upon an amazing little Thanksgiving trick this year: The Walkthrough. You know how the day before a game, teams have practice where they just walkthrough the plays and don’t tackle or even run around. That’s what we did… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 12

League Updates

Playoffs??!?

Is it too early to think about making the playoffs? Nope! Here are your up-to-the-minute playoff odds: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob (6-1-0): Playoff Odds: 100% SexyRexy&RobTheSlob CLINCH a Playoff spot IF: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Goodells A Man-gina BEAT Princess AmukaMARY;  OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Wonderland VIP's BEAT #TomFuckinMaini;  OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Dr.MarkusWheatonBlvd BEAT Wide… Continue reading Playoffs??!?

Power Rankings

Week 14 Power Rankings: Playoff Edition

First things first, let's congratulate Raleigh for christening little baby J-Mo. I'm not catholic, so I have no fucking idea what this means but it seems like people dress up for it, so it must be something important. Next, did you guys hear? Micho saved someone at the airport the other day. Zapped him back… Continue reading Week 14 Power Rankings: Playoff Edition