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2017 Power Ranks – Week 8

I was sick this week. There's nothing more fun than being sick on the weekend of Halloween. "What are you dressing up as this year?" My bed. As my symptoms got worse and worse, I started to wonder which ones I hated more. This got me thinking about PowerRanking symptoms of being sick. Without further… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Week 8

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2017 Power Rankings – Week 2

I went to the doctor a couple months ago for the first time in a long time. It’s stupid that the most important things are pretty much the last things on the planet you want to do. “Man I really should go make sure everything in my body is working correctly and maybe just check… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 2

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2017 Power Rankings – Week 1

Now that Week 1 is in the books, we now know everything we need to know about this season. Let's review what we've learned. These are not overreactions by the way. These are perfectly valid, reasonable, sane reactions to the first week of football. For example: We now know that I need to find a… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 1

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2017 Going-into-the-SZN PowerRanks

I woke up Tuesday morning after Labor Day and felt the familiar feeling of “well summer is over, back to school* and time for fall.” It was instantly depressing. It made me want to write a post where the gist was basically: “Fuck Fall”. But then I got home from work that day, and the… Continue reading 2017 Going-into-the-SZN PowerRanks

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2016 Power Rankings – Week 10

I'm flying out to San Francisco tonight to visit my buddy Murph and go to the 49ers-Pats game. I was busy packing last night so I didn't have tons of time to write a blog post, so this post will probably be even more half-assed than usual. I kind of love flying. People hate it for some… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 10

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2016 Power Rankings – Week 7

It was the Bridge Run again last weekend and I successfully made it up and back down the Newport Bridge. I actually kind of enjoy running road races. You wouldn't think so because I'm overweight and out of shape. It's definitely more fun to run with like a thousand people than to run around your… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 7

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2016 Power Rankings – Week 6

Ahhh, it feels good to be back in America. And what a time to be back! Nothing makes you more proud of your country than have to explain that the person running for president of the country you live in likes to grab women "by the pussy." Has Trump never been to a strip club? "Look… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 6