Looking at social media, you see a lot of the same phrases over and over and over and over and over and overandoverandoverandover again. And even worse, you see a number of them used in the wrong context which makes it even worse. I decided I was going to power rank these phrases but I… Continue reading Toppa Conference Championship Weekend Preview
I knew the odds were stacked against me. I knew I wasn’t going to make the playoffs. It was basically impossible for me to get in. Then little stuff started happening. Vegas was down to JD. Brendo was down big to Timmy. I had a shot at beating Buckets. Then the worst thing in the… Continue reading Toppa Wildcard Weekend Preview
Has this every happened to you?!?! (If you're not on that I Think You Should Leave tip, you need to get on it) This feels like it happens all the time to me. And as my team goes further and further down the toilet, it feels like it's happening more and more. Let me set… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week 12
Sorry I missed last week. It must've been Daylight Savings fucking me up. Why do we do this? There's no reason whatsoever. I was standing outside with a bunch of my neighbors watching our kids play, and it started getting dark, and we were like, "Okay kids, time to head inside." and it was FOUR… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week X
What a week! Things in Toppa League just got tighter than my pants on Thanksgiving Day. Both 4-0 teams lost and we now have 6 teams within 1 game of each other. Last week, I was suped on 2 Two Hundo burgers, and this week we had two in the same matchup! Woody and Brendo… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 5
Finally Won the JBiggs One! In JBiggs' 1st ever trip to the Toppa Bowl, Driveway Beers 🍻🏈👀 thrashed Mr. BoomBoom 157.25 to 112.75 in Toppa Bowl VIII to become 2018 James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League Champion. You Da Real MVP... but also Fantasy MVP It turns out in a SZN that was… Continue reading 2018 Toppa Bowl Champions
The past two weekends have been two of the biggest weekends of the year for me, and maybe even my life. Three weekends ago, BoomBoom made an honest man out of me and decided to keep hanging out with me on a regular basis. The following weekend was Toppa Draft. Let's compare my wedding and… Continue reading 2018 Going-into-Toppa-SZN Power Ranks
Champions Again! Tiger's Wood defeats Finding Foerster 130.85 to 101.65 in Toppa Bowl VII to become the first ever back-to-back James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League champion. Twice as Nice I guess defense really does win championships. The Los Angeles Chargers defense put up 20 points against the Jets early Sunday afternoon. Kwon… Continue reading 2017 Toppa Bowl Champions
One of the things that our Cheeto dusted Scrotum in Chief campaigned on was the “War on Christmas” and that, if he became President, we were going to get to say “Merry Christmas” to each other as much as we wanted. Who the fuck was lamenting this?!?! You know what I see outside right now… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 11
I was sick this week. There's nothing more fun than being sick on the weekend of Halloween. "What are you dressing up as this year?" My bed. As my symptoms got worse and worse, I started to wonder which ones I hated more. This got me thinking about PowerRanking symptoms of being sick. Without further… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Week 8
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 