Looking at social media, you see a lot of the same phrases over and over and over and over and over and overandoverandoverandover again. And even worse, you see a number of them used in the wrong context which makes it even worse. I decided I was going to power rank these phrases but I… Continue reading Toppa Conference Championship Weekend Preview
What a week! Things in Toppa League just got tighter than my pants on Thanksgiving Day. Both 4-0 teams lost and we now have 6 teams within 1 game of each other. Last week, I was suped on 2 Two Hundo burgers, and this week we had two in the same matchup! Woody and Brendo… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 5
Some thoughts now that Tom Brady has been upgraded on the injury report to “questionable” for Sunday’s Conference Championship Game. HOLYFUCKINGSHITOHMYGODNOPLEASESHITGODDAMMITNOPLEASEUHOHGODDAMMITNONONONONONOSHITNO Belichick loves to mess with the injury report. Brady has been questionable like 40 times and never missed a game NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Tom Brady could beat the entire league left handed I do not want… Continue reading Emergency “I’m not freaking out about Tom Brady’s thumb” Post
Champions Again! Tiger's Wood defeats Finding Foerster 130.85 to 101.65 in Toppa Bowl VII to become the first ever back-to-back James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League champion. Twice as Nice I guess defense really does win championships. The Los Angeles Chargers defense put up 20 points against the Jets early Sunday afternoon. Kwon… Continue reading 2017 Toppa Bowl Champions
One of the things that our Cheeto dusted Scrotum in Chief campaigned on was the “War on Christmas” and that, if he became President, we were going to get to say “Merry Christmas” to each other as much as we wanted. Who the fuck was lamenting this?!?! You know what I see outside right now… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 11
Ugh, I knew things were going too well there. Everything was coming up Rhys Nice. Everywhere I looked, I was winning. I was 3-0 in Toppa League and top of the PowerRanks. I was 2-1 and in second place in my sidepiece league, a league I’ve come in last or second-to-last the past two years.… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 4
Annnnnnnnnnd this post has been rendered moot as it was found that the Patriots used backup balls when the refs found the balls were too flat. BACKUP BALLS! WOOOHOOO! Always gotta pack a spare set of balls. But at the time I wrote this, I did know how to sort through my feelings. My parents always told… Continue reading Emergency #Deflategate Power Rankings
First things first, let's congratulate Raleigh for christening little baby J-Mo. I'm not catholic, so I have no fucking idea what this means but it seems like people dress up for it, so it must be something important. Next, did you guys hear? Micho saved someone at the airport the other day. Zapped him back… Continue reading Week 14 Power Rankings: Playoff Edition
I'm back bitches! I'm no longer too Murphied to type, and I've got some things to say and some shit to talk. Before we talk about things that suck, can we take a moment to talk about how fucking amazing the Redzone channel is? I mean if you have it, you already know. But let's talk… Continue reading Week 11 Power Rankings
Just a depressing week. If I didn't have sex on Monday night, I don't know how I would've taken that game. But I did! I probably would've gotten really drunk and pissed off. Then I'd probably institute a ban on group texts and fine anyone if they continued to send any texts. By the way, I'm okay… Continue reading Week 4 Power Rankings
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 