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2018 Power Ranks – Week 4

I honestly thought about hanging it up. I was starting to think "What's the point?" Maybe I start using these old blogging fingers for something other than blogging. Maybe kneading some bread dough. Maybe knitting. Maybe typing other stuff. Maybe giving random strangers on the street finger guns. But like all aging superstars looking down… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Week 4

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2017 PowerRanks – Conference Championship Preview

At least I made it to the playoffs. This week's playoff matchups were pretty crazy. In a year when the weekly team average score was 10 points less than the last 5 years, this week's 4 winning teams scored an average of 173 points. My team did not score 173 points. Plus I broke my… Continue reading 2017 PowerRanks – Conference Championship Preview

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2017 Power Ranks – Week 8

I was sick this week. There's nothing more fun than being sick on the weekend of Halloween. "What are you dressing up as this year?" My bed. As my symptoms got worse and worse, I started to wonder which ones I hated more. This got me thinking about PowerRanking symptoms of being sick. Without further… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Week 8

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2017 Power Rankings – Week 5

Dog Shit of the Week Bruce Arena. I assume that after waking up yesterday, turning on the 7am SportsCenter and seeing Tayler Twellman apoplectic, Woody sent me this: I got you buddy. Here's a bedtime story you can tell Mary: There once was a king of a far away land known as Soccertowne, King Bruce.… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 5

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2016 Power Ranks – Week 4

Ugh, I knew things were going too well there. Everything was coming up Rhys Nice. Everywhere I looked, I was winning. I was 3-0 in Toppa League and top of the PowerRanks. I was 2-1 and in second place in my sidepiece league, a league I’ve come in last or second-to-last the past two years.… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 4