I was sick this week. There's nothing more fun than being sick on the weekend of Halloween. "What are you dressing up as this year?" My bed. As my symptoms got worse and worse, I started to wonder which ones I hated more. This got me thinking about PowerRanking symptoms of being sick. Without further… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Week 8
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2017 Power Ranks – Week 6
It's finally (FINALLY!) starting to feel like fall. You can really feel that crispness in the air, and that means it's vest weather. I love vest weather. It's the best. I present to you now, an ode to my vest: Oh vest, my vest How you are the best You keep me warm when it… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Week 6
2017 Power Rankings – Week 5
Dog Shit of the Week Bruce Arena. I assume that after waking up yesterday, turning on the 7am SportsCenter and seeing Tayler Twellman apoplectic, Woody sent me this: I got you buddy. Here's a bedtime story you can tell Mary: There once was a king of a far away land known as Soccertowne, King Bruce.… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 5
2016 Power Rankings – Week 14
I recently saw a list of the top 10 emojis of 2016. What a better way to see how the world thought and felt during 2016. Let's break down the list. 10. 💙 Blue Heart Teens love the emoji and nothing is more “teen” than a Blue Heart. Ugh. “It’s like, I’m in love. But love is… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 14
2016 Power Rankings – Week 7
It was the Bridge Run again last weekend and I successfully made it up and back down the Newport Bridge. I actually kind of enjoy running road races. You wouldn't think so because I'm overweight and out of shape. It's definitely more fun to run with like a thousand people than to run around your… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 7
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 