Spotify made me a Summer Playlist. I rated it.
JD won Toppa Bowl VI.
Heartfelt commercials are wack.
I power ranked the Top 10 Emoji of 2016.
Advent calendars are the shit.
Rhys Nice was Wrong.
Tips for surviving Thanksgiving in the time of Trump
Bill Simmons lost his show, I applied for the job.
I joked how awful the future would be if Donald Trump became president, and then it fucking happened!
Post Bridge Run Power Rankings
I came up with a complex scoring metric to tell if a wedding is good or not.
I moved to Brooklyn and lived to tell the tale.
Nobody trades in Fantasy Football.
Random football musings
I moved in with my girlfriend and lived to tell the tale.
Also some Dog Shit of the Year for 2015 candidates
…and let me tell you why
The 5 best Experience Beers you’ll ever drink.
Previewing Super Bowl 50
Previewing the 2015 Divisional Playoffs
#Nick won Toppa Bowl V.
I talked about the experience of seeing Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but not the actual movie itself.
Random Christmas Rankings
I try to make football better. Again. Because the rules are dumb.
Football at a bar actually sucks.
Week 4 of the Thanksgiving Foodstuffs Bracket
Week 3 of the Thanksgiving Foodstuffs Bracket
Week 2 of the Thanksgiving Foodstuffs Bracket
Week 1 of the Thanksgiving Foodstuffs Bracket
I tell a story about my awful neighbors, also PowerRanking by sexy halloween costumes.
Boom Boom was out of town, so I watched all the sports.
Meet LA Rhys
I played DraftKings for a week and all I got was shitty T-shirt.
A week by week list of potential –gate controversies
More Deflategate ranting
Randomly ranking potential games of the 2015 season when the schedule came out
I received a Save The Date, but had to no room on my fridge for it. The only way to determine what leaves was through Power Ranks.
PWood won Toppa Bowl IV.
Wherein I fix football
Oh right, I got drunk and wrote a post. It was a bad idea.
Take: Thanksgiving is the best holiday
When I first declared my love for RedZone
A photo essay recap of my week in San Francisco.
PowerRanks were based on SkyMall items
PowerRanks were based on Halloween treats
In which I rant about pumpkin flavored things
I apparently was “fucking” pissed this week.
#Nick trash talked at Braga Bowl, and I was sad I missed it.
The first ever Toppa League Power Rankings.