2017 Toppa Bowl Champions
JD won Toppa Bowl VII to become back-to-back champions
2017 PowerRanks – Toppa Bowl Preview
Fantasy Football Dog Shits of the Year and previewing Toppa Bowl VII
2017 PowerRanks – Conference Championship Preview
The Thursday Night Football Drinking Game
2017 Power Ranks – Divisional Playoff Preview
The 2017 Toppa League Gift Guide
2017 Power Rankings – Week 12
The Thanksgiving Day Walkthrough
2017 Power Rankings – Week 11
I take on the #WarOnThanksgiving and rank things that happen on Thanksgiving day
2017 Power Ranks – Week 10
2017 Power Rankings – Week 9
A scientific rating system of public bathrooms
2017 Power Ranks – Week 8
PowerRanking the symptoms of being sick
2017 Power Ranks – Week 7
A trip to IKEA, plus my favorite recurring PowerRanks gimmick: Sexy Costumes
2017 Power Ranks – Week 6
Vest weather inspired me to write an ode to my vest
2017 Power Rankings – Week 5
I wrote a children’s story about US Soccer to express my frustrations about them failing to qualify for the World Cup
2017 Power Rankings – Week 4
2017 Power Rankings – Week 3
Super powers, PowerRanked
2017 Power Rankings – Week 2
I thought I had ball cancer
2017 Power Rankings – Week 1
Overreactions Very accurate reactions to Week 1 of the 2017 NFL season
2017 Going-into-the-SZN PowerRanks
Plus the pros & cons of fall
2017 Pre-Toppa Draft PowerRankings
Ranking the foodstuffs of the Toppa Draft
2017 Premier League Power Ranks
I ranked the 20 teams in the Premier League to choose which one you should root for
2017 Toppa Invite Power Ranks
Spotify Summer Rewind
Spotify made me a Summer Playlist. I rated it.
A Take Unlike Any Other
Golf sucks.
2016 Power Rankings – Toppa Bowl
JD won Toppa Bowl VI.
2016 Power Rankings – Week 15
Heartfelt commercials are wack.
2016 Power Rankings – Week 14
I power ranked the Top 10 Emoji of 2016.
2016 Power Rankings – Week 13
Advent calendars are the shit.
2016 Power Rankings – Week 12
Rhys Nice was Wrong.
2016 Power Rankings – Week 11
2016 Power Rankings – Week 10
2016 Power Rankings – Week 9
Tips for surviving Thanksgiving in the time of Trump
Any Given Rhysday
Bill Simmons lost his show, I applied for the job.
2017 Power Rankings – Week 8
I joked how awful the future would be if Donald Trump became president, and then it fucking happened!
2016 Power Rankings – Week 7
Post Bridge Run Power Rankings
2016 Power Rankings – Week 6
I came up with a complex scoring metric to tell if a wedding is good or not.
2016 Power Ranks – Week 4
I moved to Brooklyn and lived to tell the tale.
2016 Power Ranks – Week 3
Nobody trades in Fantasy Football.
2016 Power Ranks – Week 2
Random football musings
2016 Power Ranks – Week 1
I moved in with my girlfriend and lived to tell the tale.
2016 Preseason Power Ranks
Pre Toppa Draft VI Power Rankings
Also some Dog Shit of the Year for 2015 candidates
Toppa Draft VI Invite Power Rankings
The Olympics are Dope
…and let me tell you why
Rules for a Perfect 4th of July
Flames Emoji Take: College Basketball Sucks
Best Experience Beers Power Ranked
The 5 best Experience Beers you’ll ever drink.
What time is the Super Bowl?
Previewing Super Bowl 50
Divisional Power Ranks?
Previewing the 2015 Divisional Playoffs
2015 Week 16 Power Rankings: Toppa Bowl
#Nick won Toppa Bowl V.
2015 Week 15 Power Rankings
I talked about the experience of seeing Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but not the actual movie itself.
2015 Week 14 Power Rankings
Random Christmas Rankings
2015 Week 13 Power Rankings
I try to make football better. Again. Because the rules are dumb.
2015 Week 12 Power Rankings
Football at a bar actually sucks.
2015 Week 11 Power Rankings
Week 4 of the Thanksgiving Foodstuffs Bracket
2015 Week 10 Power Rankings
Week 3 of the Thanksgiving Foodstuffs Bracket
2015 Week 9 Power Rankings
Week 2 of the Thanksgiving Foodstuffs Bracket
2015 Week 8 Power Rankings
Week 1 of the Thanksgiving Foodstuffs Bracket
2015 Week 7 Power Rankings
I tell a story about my awful neighbors, also PowerRanking by sexy halloween costumes.
2015 Week 6 Power Rankings
Boom Boom was out of town, so I watched all the sports.
2015 Week 5 Power Rankings
Meet LA Rhys
2015 Week 4 Power Rankings
I played DraftKings for a week and all I got was shitty T-shirt.
2015 Week 3 Power Rankings
2015 Week 2 Power Rankings
2015 Week 1 Power Rankings
A week by week list of potential –gate controversies
2015 Preseason Power Ranks
More Deflategate ranting
2015 PreDraft Rankings
Toppa Draft Invite Power Rankings
2015 NFL Schedule Power Rankings
Randomly ranking potential games of the 2015 season when the schedule came out
Fridge Space Power Rankings
I received a Save The Date, but had to no room on my fridge for it. The only way to determine what leaves was through Power Ranks.
Emergency #Deflategate Power Rankings
2014 Week 16 Power Rankings: Super Bowl
PWood won Toppa Bowl IV.
2014 Week 15 Power Rankings: Conference Champioship Edition
Wherein I fix football
2014 Week 14 Power Rankings: Playoff Edition
2014 Week Whogivesafuck Power Rankings
Oh right, I got drunk and wrote a post. It was a bad idea.
2014 Week 12 Power Rankings
Take: Thanksgiving is the best holiday
2014 Week 11 Power Rankings
When I first declared my love for RedZone
2014 Week 10 Power Rankings
A photo essay recap of my week in San Francisco.
2014 Week 9 Power Rankings
PowerRanks were based on SkyMall items
2014 Week 8 Power Rankings
PowerRanks were based on Halloween treats
2014 Week 7 Power Rankings
2014 Week 6 Power Rankings
In which I rant about pumpkin flavored things
2014 Week 5 Power Rankings
2014 Week 4 Power Rankings
2014 Week 3 Power Rankings
I apparently was “fucking” pissed this week.
2014 Week 2 Power Rankings
#Nick trash talked at Braga Bowl, and I was sad I missed it.
2014 Week 1 Power Rankings
The first ever Toppa League Power Rankings.