Power Rankings

2016 Power Rankings – Week 11


I didn’t get home till really late on Monday, since I was hanging out with Tom Brady all weekend. I also have to drive all night tonight to get home for Thanksgiving. Then I have plans to eat and drink all day tomorrow. This schedule didn’t leave me with much time to write a post this week. So we’re skipping right to the #PowerRankings with Thanksgiving inspired gifs for each rank*.

*Playoff odds were really wonky this week. I went to three different sources to calculate playoff odds and they were all over the place. For example, Buckets was listed at 10%, 58% and 100%. I tried to average the numbers I had together. Basically what you need to know is Me, Woody, Micho, JBiggs, and JeffWho are all in. Timmy and Vegas are definitely not. And PWood, Brendo, Buckets, #Nick and JD are still in the playoff hunt. JD, Buckets and #Nick have the best odds and PWood and Brendo are in Lloyd Christmas territory. 


12. TuesdaysAtSpecks (Last Week: 12) [ELIMINATED from Playoffs]


11. Wonderland VIP’s (Last Week: 11) [ELIMINATED from Playoffs]


10. Funky Cold ‘Mendola (Last Week: 9) [Playoff Odds: 41.58%]


9. Lance Harbor (Last Week: 10) [Playoff Odds: 15.95%]


8. Dr.MarkusWheatonBlvd (Last Week: 8) [Playoff Odds: 86.5%]


Buckets can clinch a playoffs berth if:

  • Dr.MarkusWheaton BEAT #TomFuckinMaini -AND-
  • TuesdaysAtSpecks BEAT Lance Harbor -AND-
  • SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT Funky Cold ‘Mendola

7. #TomFuckinMaini (Last Week: 6) [Playoff Odds: 47%]


#Nick can clinch a playoffs berth if:

  • #TomFuckinMaini BEAT Dr.MarkusWheatonBlvd -AND-
  • TuesdaysAtSpecks BEAT Lance Harbor -AND-
  • SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT Funky Cold ‘Mendola

6. ErectDecker (Last Week: 2) [Playoff Berth CLINCHED]


5. Wide Right (Last Week: 5) [Playoff Odds: 98%]


JD can clinch a playoffs berth if:

  • Wide Right BEAT Goodells A Man-gina; OR
  • TuesdaysAtSpecks BEAT Lance Harbor -AND-
  • SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT Funky Cold ‘Mendola

4. Michos a Gurley-Man (Last Week: 4) [Playoff Berth CLINCHED]


3. Goodells A Man-gina (Last Week: 7) [Playoff Berth CLINCHED]


2. SexyRexy&RobTheSlob (Last Week: 1) [Playoff Berth CLINCHED]


1. Princess AmukaMARY (Last Week: 3) [Playoff Berth CLINCHED]


But let us not forget the best Thanksgiving gif of them all:


Let’s see that again!


One more time!


Ohh man! I love that shit. It’s the gift that keeps on Thanksgiving!

JD plays JBiggs this week in the DeSantiseseses Bowl, and if JD wins, he gets a turkey leg and a playoff spot. #Nick faces off against Buckets, where both are battling for their playoff lives!

Be sure to set your lineups early, starting at 12:30 on Thanksgiving day, Minnesota (+3) takes on Detroit, Washington takes on Dallas (-7) and Pittsburgh (-8) caps off the night against Indianapolis.

Happy Thanksgiving fellas. Have a good one. Take a minute to appreciate the things your thankful for. I, for one, am thankful that I’m way better at fantasy than the rest of you.


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