You wanted a post?!? You will get a post!!! As you can tell, I'm actually very hard to peer pressure. Let’s get the sad shit out of the way. Rip the bandaid off and move on. PWood, Timmy and JD? Out. Thanks for playing. Make checks payable to the Toppa Foundation for Raising Awareness for… Continue reading 2022 Power Ranks – The Final Week
Let’s PowerRank the foods I offered MiniRanks last night! Food PowerRanks! One of my favorites! This is gonna be great! 18. Pasta w/ Meatballs and Breadsticks Me: “Mommy and Daddy are having spaghetti and meatballs. Would you like some?” MiniRanks: “Mmmm pissgetti!” Runs over to table. Climbs into kiddie chair. Sprinkles cheese on his pasta… Continue reading Mid-SZN (Right?) PowerRanks
Sorry I missed last week. It must've been Daylight Savings fucking me up. Why do we do this? There's no reason whatsoever. I was standing outside with a bunch of my neighbors watching our kids play, and it started getting dark, and we were like, "Okay kids, time to head inside." and it was FOUR… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week X
#PowerRankings A lot of holidays have this cycle where they’re fun when you’re a little kid, then they become more transactional as a teenager (“Hey adult, just gimme the candy/presents.”), then they become an excuse to dress up and get drunk. Then in your 30s they become this obligation that you have to spend money/travel/see… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week 8
It's Halloween! Time for some terrible sexy costumes. Except not. Well, I mean there are some truly terrible costumes out there. They're all bad, but not offensively bad like previous years. When I first started doing this, I would have trouble whittling the pile down to 12. There were just so many terrible, weird, awful… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week 7
Halloween is almost here! I was looking for something fun to #PowerRank. I've done candy before (sorta) and Jack o' Lanterns. Sexy Costumes will come next week. So why not fun lawn decorations? Let's go! #PowerRankings 12. The QuOIR Boys This is one of those ones that is funny when you first see it, but… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week 6
#PowerRankings Two two hundo burgers this week! I don’t know if that’s ever happened before! 12. Bath Salts & Celery I mean at this point, try and shoot the moon. Like, if Buckets actually tries the whole SZN and loses every game, I say we give him a belt. 11. Return of the Mac Vegas… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 4
#PowerRanks 12. Stage Coach's Sashay Cafe In 3 weeks Buckets has had the lowest score in week 1, and then the second-lowest In weeks 2 and 3. Yahoo graded him an F, a C, and a D+ over those 3 weeks, and he's averaging 105 points per week this SZN. 11. I draft drunk A… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 3
Me at 11:15am on Sunday: "I can’t wait to watch football all day on my 65-inch Ultra 4K TV" Me at 4:15pm on Sunday: [Watching RedZone on my phone as my kid watches Moana for the 45th time on said 65-inch TV] Sha, shabba Rrrranks, PowerRanks That’s right Lil’ Soup!! It’s Soup SZN. Big ups… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 2
New format. No long ass intro. Power Ranks only. Commentary in 240 characters or less. And I’m giving myself an hour to bang this shit out. 1 hour. And according to this instagram post that’s only 4% of my day. https://www.instagram.com/p/CTxlJtohreA/ I should totally be able to afford 4% of my day. Apparently this chick… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 1
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 