Week 6 #PowerRankings Sometimes it's hard to come up with new shit to write about every week. This is one of those weeks. So welcome to the Toppa Blog Bye Week. Instead of breaking down your team's performance this week, I'm just going to insert a gif that reminds me of your team. Enjoy. 12.… Continue reading 2019 Power Rankings – Week 6
I’m so fucking sick of Projected Points. What’s even the point?! (ha!) These things have no basis in reality. They’re calculated by some algorithm that has as much of a chance of being right as your kid putting magnetic numbers up on your refrigerator. And you know who makes these algorithms? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE That’s right. Fucking… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 5
“Are you gonna give me bad advice on purpose, so I lose?” That was what BoomBoom said when I was quiet for a minute after she asked me if she should start Joe Mixon. Turns out I just wasn’t paying attention. You know. Women. Always blabbing on and on. But, no. I wasn’t going to… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 4
Listen, I’d really like to try and save the Earth. But it’s fucking tough. I’m all about that Reduce, Reuse and Recycle life. BoomBoom and I only throw away 1 bag of garbage each week. Everything else is either composted food scraps or recycled. I even recycle the bottles and cans BoomBoom refuses to put… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 3
I have a serious problem. I’m in three fantasy leagues. And it’s fucking killing me. I’m an anxious mess. All the time. How do people have affairs? I can’t even maintain 3 fantasy football rosters, and people are maintaining elaborate lies and whole other lives. Fuck that. (Or love. Whatever, you know. That's also a… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 2
I’m embarking on a journey into the unknown this year. I signed up for another fantasy league this year, which isn’t all that crazy, we all have our JV leagues and our side piece leagues and our work leagues and other leagues that don’t mean as much to us as the one true league, Toppa… Continue reading 2019 PowerRanks – Week 1
Okay, we’re gonna have to keep this one short. The draft was Sunday and I only got over my hangover yesterday. And really, I could go on and on about how awesome football season is, but I don’t need to. You know. That’s why football season is so fucking awesome. Everybody knows it. The game… Continue reading 2019 PowerRanks – Going-into-the-SZN
