Sorry I missed last week. It must've been Daylight Savings fucking me up. Why do we do this? There's no reason whatsoever. I was standing outside with a bunch of my neighbors watching our kids play, and it started getting dark, and we were like, "Okay kids, time to head inside." and it was FOUR… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week X
#PowerRankings A lot of holidays have this cycle where they’re fun when you’re a little kid, then they become more transactional as a teenager (“Hey adult, just gimme the candy/presents.”), then they become an excuse to dress up and get drunk. Then in your 30s they become this obligation that you have to spend money/travel/see… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week 8
It's Halloween! Time for some terrible sexy costumes. Except not. Well, I mean there are some truly terrible costumes out there. They're all bad, but not offensively bad like previous years. When I first started doing this, I would have trouble whittling the pile down to 12. There were just so many terrible, weird, awful… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week 7
Halloween is almost here! I was looking for something fun to #PowerRank. I've done candy before (sorta) and Jack o' Lanterns. Sexy Costumes will come next week. So why not fun lawn decorations? Let's go! #PowerRankings 12. The QuOIR Boys This is one of those ones that is funny when you first see it, but… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week 6
#PowerRankings Two two hundo burgers this week! I don’t know if that’s ever happened before! 12. Bath Salts & Celery I mean at this point, try and shoot the moon. Like, if Buckets actually tries the whole SZN and loses every game, I say we give him a belt. 11. Return of the Mac Vegas… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 4
#PowerRanks 12. Stage Coach's Sashay Cafe In 3 weeks Buckets has had the lowest score in week 1, and then the second-lowest In weeks 2 and 3. Yahoo graded him an F, a C, and a D+ over those 3 weeks, and he's averaging 105 points per week this SZN. 11. I draft drunk A… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 3
Me at 11:15am on Sunday: "I can’t wait to watch football all day on my 65-inch Ultra 4K TV" Me at 4:15pm on Sunday: [Watching RedZone on my phone as my kid watches Moana for the 45th time on said 65-inch TV] Sha, shabba Rrrranks, PowerRanks That’s right Lil’ Soup!! It’s Soup SZN. Big ups… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 2
New format. No long ass intro. Power Ranks only. Commentary in 240 characters or less. And I’m giving myself an hour to bang this shit out. 1 hour. And according to this instagram post that’s only 4% of my day. https://www.instagram.com/p/CTxlJtohreA/ I should totally be able to afford 4% of my day. Apparently this chick… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 1
Merry Fucking Christmas!! No time for an intro, there’s Christmas shopping to do (don’t go out shopping), meet ups at the bar (don’t go to the bar), and family gatherings to go to (don’t go to family gatherings). Let’s get to the recaps! Conference Championship Recaps #4 The Lasso Special 158.95#1 Le Champion 155.45 Whew!… Continue reading PowerRanks 2020 – Toppa Bowl Preview
It’s probably for the best that I didn’t write a blog this year because this way you’d all be spared my #RonaTaeks. And they probably would’ve gotten less and less funny each week, as the whole thing gets more and more frustrating and obvious the NFL just really doesn’t care. My favorite highlights were when… Continue reading Power Ranks 2020 – Conference Championship Preview
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 