Merry Fucking Christmas!! No time for an intro, there’s Christmas shopping to do (don’t go out shopping), meet ups at the bar (don’t go to the bar), and family gatherings to go to (don’t go to family gatherings). Let’s get to the recaps! Conference Championship Recaps #4 The Lasso Special 158.95#1 Le Champion 155.45 Whew!… Continue reading PowerRanks 2020 – Toppa Bowl Preview
It’s probably for the best that I didn’t write a blog this year because this way you’d all be spared my #RonaTaeks. And they probably would’ve gotten less and less funny each week, as the whole thing gets more and more frustrating and obvious the NFL just really doesn’t care. My favorite highlights were when… Continue reading Power Ranks 2020 – Conference Championship Preview
ME: Work has been super busy lately. And the baby has completely forgotten how to sleep through the night. Focus on what you need to do and relax with the little free time you have. ALSO ME: WRITE A MOTHERFUCKING PLAYOFF PREVIEW POST!!!!!!!!!! This is a terrible idea. My head is already swirling. The only… Continue reading 2020 Power Ranks – Divisional Playoff Preview
It’s with a heavy heart that I write this blog. I’ve found myself in my late-Brett Favre point of my career. Both sending inappropriate dick pics with my flip phone, and flirting with retirement, only to come back for one more year, thinking I can still be the Ol’ Gunslinger. Except, I can’t even make… Continue reading Toppa Blog Signing Off (Probably)
BrenDid It! Duke Caboom crushes 5th Pick's 4 Flint, 170.60 to 132.90, in Toppa Bowl IX, as Brendo wins his first ever James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy League Championship. The First Time Feels Great We knew there was going to be a first-time winner, we just didn't know who it was going to be.… Continue reading 2019 Toppa Bowl Champions
The most wonderful day of the year is coming. The day when I take 3 shits before 10:30am. The day where I’m so hungover that I have to pee sitting down.The day when I take a shower, then have to go jump in the ocean, then take another shower, just to think semi-clearly. The day… Continue reading 2020 PowerRanks – Toppa Invite/Pre-SZN
It’s that time of year. We’re exactly one week from the best holiday there is. Now we’re all getting a little older. Some of our families are getting bigger. Some of you may have to host Thanksgiving this year. Some of you may have to even cook this year. And if you do have to… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 11
I'm having a little baby dude in a couple weeks, which means... well, it means a lot of things. Most of which I'm unprepared for. One of the things it means is that BoomBoom and I had to do the baby shower thing. I'm not going to go into the play-by-play of that, nor am… Continue reading 2019 PowerRanks – Week 10
This year, I’ve been keeping a Google Doc with all my ideas for Toppa Blog. It’s something I’ve done in previous years, but it wasn’t anything significant. Maybe I'd jot down a Christmas idea I had in October. Or I’d have an idea for the next week’s blog while writing the current week’s blog. Or… Continue reading 2019 Power Rankings – Week 9
I was out to brunch with some friends recently and we started discussing Halloween and, specifically, trick-or-treaters. BoomBoom and I live at the end of a dead end street, so we don’t get any trick-or-treaters, which is a little sad, because since moving from New York City, we enjoy leaning into those domesticated traditions. “Children… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 8
