Power Rankings

2019 PowerRankings – Week 5

I’m so fucking sick of Projected Points. What’s even the point?! (ha!) These things have no basis in reality. They’re calculated by some algorithm that has as much of a chance of being right as your kid putting magnetic numbers up on your refrigerator. And you know who makes these algorithms? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6l8MFdTaPE That’s right. Fucking… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 5

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2017 Power Rankings – Week 11

One of the things that our Cheeto dusted Scrotum in Chief campaigned on was the “War on Christmas” and that, if he became President, we were going to get to say “Merry Christmas” to each other as much as we wanted. Who the fuck was lamenting this?!?! You know what I see outside right now… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 11

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2017 Power Rankings – Week 2

I went to the doctor a couple months ago for the first time in a long time. It’s stupid that the most important things are pretty much the last things on the planet you want to do. “Man I really should go make sure everything in my body is working correctly and maybe just check… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 2

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2017 Power Rankings – Week 1

Now that Week 1 is in the books, we now know everything we need to know about this season. Let's review what we've learned. These are not overreactions by the way. These are perfectly valid, reasonable, sane reactions to the first week of football. For example: We now know that I need to find a… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 1

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2016 Power Rankings – Week 14

I recently saw a list of the top 10 emojis of 2016. What a better way to see how the world thought and felt during 2016. Let's break down the list. 10. 💙 Blue Heart Teens love the emoji and nothing is more “teen” than a Blue Heart. Ugh. “It’s like, I’m in love. But love is… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 14

League Updates

2016 Power Rankings – Week 12

  I heard this on Sunday as I was reaching for a chip: “Cameron Wake is 34 years old and coming off a torn Achilles.” I didn’t put the chip back, but I felt really bad about eating it. The Patriots defense is not good. It’s not awful, but it is not good. They can’t… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 12

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2016 Power Rankings – Week 10

I'm flying out to San Francisco tonight to visit my buddy Murph and go to the 49ers-Pats game. I was busy packing last night so I didn't have tons of time to write a blog post, so this post will probably be even more half-assed than usual. I kind of love flying. People hate it for some… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 10

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Playoffs??!?

Is it too early to think about making the playoffs? Nope! Here are your up-to-the-minute playoff odds: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob (6-1-0): Playoff Odds: 100% SexyRexy&RobTheSlob CLINCH a Playoff spot IF: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Goodells A Man-gina BEAT Princess AmukaMARY;  OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Wonderland VIP's BEAT #TomFuckinMaini;  OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Dr.MarkusWheatonBlvd BEAT Wide… Continue reading Playoffs??!?