I’d like to start off this week with an update on the deliverer of each week’s Dog Shit of the Week. Ollie had knee surgery two days before Thanksgiving. He actually had his other knee replaced 3 years ago, and it’s very common if one blows out, the other will blow out soon after that.… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Divisional Playoff Preview
Some thoughts now that Tom Brady has been upgraded on the injury report to “questionable” for Sunday’s Conference Championship Game. HOLYFUCKINGSHITOHMYGODNOPLEASESHITGODDAMMITNOPLEASEUHOHGODDAMMITNONONONONONOSHITNO Belichick loves to mess with the injury report. Brady has been questionable like 40 times and never missed a game NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Tom Brady could beat the entire league left handed I do not want… Continue reading Emergency “I’m not freaking out about Tom Brady’s thumb” Post
Me and the old lady took a trip to IKEA this past weekend. Going to IKEA is a scary proposition because it’s a labyrinth designed to keep you inside and give you Stokholm syndrome (pun intended) into wanting all the shit they sell. Oooh look this lamp is only $3.50! I feel like we could… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Week 7
I’m currently studying for a certification exam. It’s one of those things that if I just suck it up, study and pass the stupid thing, I’ll end up making more money in the long run. But I’ve learned, or actually, remembered, that studying sucks! Becoming an adult is so much more wack than being a… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 4
I heard this on Sunday as I was reaching for a chip: “Cameron Wake is 34 years old and coming off a torn Achilles.” I didn’t put the chip back, but I felt really bad about eating it. The Patriots defense is not good. It’s not awful, but it is not good. They can’t… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 12
HBO just canceled Any Given Wednesday. And it looks like HBO’s got a weekly show to fill. I’d like to pitch you on a new HBO Show: Weeknights with Rhys Nice. Honestly, the show could be about whatever the fuck you want it to be. I'm just happy to do it. Here are some reason's I'd… Continue reading Any Given Rhysday
Ugh, as if things couldn't get any worse. Another fucking Pats loss, and to the Broncos, of all teams. Remember last year, when Brady came back from his suspension and was the MVP favorite after Week 8, even though he hadn't played 4 games. It made sense too. He was 1st in completion percentage at… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 8
Is it too early to think about making the playoffs? Nope! Here are your up-to-the-minute playoff odds: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob (6-1-0): Playoff Odds: 100% SexyRexy&RobTheSlob CLINCH a Playoff spot IF: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker -AND- Goodells A Man-gina BEAT Princess AmukaMARY; OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker -AND- Wonderland VIP's BEAT #TomFuckinMaini; OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker -AND- Dr.MarkusWheatonBlvd BEAT Wide… Continue reading Playoffs??!?
Well it's the Super Bowl kids! And sadly, the Patriots aren't in it. They can't be in it every year. I mean, imagine how insufferable we'd be if the Patriots went to the Super Bowl every year. People would REALLY hate us. It's good to have some perspective. Every once and while, you should let… Continue reading What time is the Super Bowl?
#CHAMPIONS! #BroNationEjaQlation defeats OBJYN 136.55 - 127.90 in Toppa Bowl V to become James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League Champion. #OneForTheAges The 8.65-point victory was the closest Toppa Bowl in JMTMFFL history. The previous record was a 13.95-point victory by Bianca Wilfork over Belichick Yourself in Toppa Bowl I. The average margin of victory in… Continue reading Week 16 Power Rankings: Toppa Bowl