League Updates

2018 Power Ranks – Divisional Playoff Preview

I’d like to start off this week with an update on the deliverer of each week’s Dog Shit of the Week. Ollie had knee surgery two days before Thanksgiving. He actually had his other knee replaced 3 years ago, and it’s very common if one blows out, the other will blow out soon after that.… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Divisional Playoff Preview

League Updates

Emergency “I’m not freaking out about Tom Brady’s thumb” Post

Some thoughts now that Tom Brady has been upgraded on the injury report to “questionable” for Sunday’s Conference Championship Game. HOLYFUCKINGSHITOHMYGODNOPLEASESHITGODDAMMITNOPLEASEUHOHGODDAMMITNONONONONONOSHITNO Belichick loves to mess with the injury report. Brady has been questionable like 40 times and never missed a game NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Tom Brady could beat the entire league left handed I do not want… Continue reading Emergency “I’m not freaking out about Tom Brady’s thumb” Post

League Updates

2017 Power Rankings – Week 4

I’m currently studying for a certification exam. It’s one of those things that if I just suck it up, study and pass the stupid thing, I’ll end up making more money in the long run. But I’ve learned, or actually, remembered, that studying sucks! Becoming an adult is so much more wack than being a… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 4

League Updates

2016 Power Rankings – Week 12

  I heard this on Sunday as I was reaching for a chip: “Cameron Wake is 34 years old and coming off a torn Achilles.” I didn’t put the chip back, but I felt really bad about eating it. The Patriots defense is not good. It’s not awful, but it is not good. They can’t… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 12

League Updates

Playoffs??!?

Is it too early to think about making the playoffs? Nope! Here are your up-to-the-minute playoff odds: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob (6-1-0): Playoff Odds: 100% SexyRexy&RobTheSlob CLINCH a Playoff spot IF: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Goodells A Man-gina BEAT Princess AmukaMARY;  OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Wonderland VIP's BEAT #TomFuckinMaini;  OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Dr.MarkusWheatonBlvd BEAT Wide… Continue reading Playoffs??!?

League Updates

Week 16 Power Rankings: Toppa Bowl

#CHAMPIONS! #BroNationEjaQlation defeats OBJYN 136.55 - 127.90 in Toppa Bowl V to become James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League Champion. #OneForTheAges The 8.65-point victory was the closest Toppa Bowl in JMTMFFL history. The previous record was a 13.95-point victory by Bianca Wilfork over Belichick Yourself in Toppa Bowl I. The average margin of victory in… Continue reading Week 16 Power Rankings: Toppa Bowl