It's Halloween! Time for some terrible sexy costumes. Except not. Well, I mean there are some truly terrible costumes out there. They're all bad, but not offensively bad like previous years. When I first started doing this, I would have trouble whittling the pile down to 12. There were just so many terrible, weird, awful… Continue reading 2021 Power Ranks – Week 7
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2019 PowerRankings – Week 8
I was out to brunch with some friends recently and we started discussing Halloween and, specifically, trick-or-treaters. BoomBoom and I live at the end of a dead end street, so we don’t get any trick-or-treaters, which is a little sad, because since moving from New York City, we enjoy leaning into those domesticated traditions. “Children… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 8
2018 Power Rankings – Week 7
It's about a week until Halloween, and that means it's time for one of my favorite blogs of the year. That's right, we'll be PowerRanking this year's sexiest Sexy Halloween Costumes. This year I thought about switching it up. Since a third of the league now has children, I thought about ranking funny things to… Continue reading 2018 Power Rankings – Week 7
2017 Power Ranks – Week 7
Me and the old lady took a trip to IKEA this past weekend. Going to IKEA is a scary proposition because it’s a labyrinth designed to keep you inside and give you Stokholm syndrome (pun intended) into wanting all the shit they sell. Oooh look this lamp is only $3.50! I feel like we could… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Week 7