Power Rankings

2017 Power Rankings – Week 11

One of the things that our Cheeto dusted Scrotum in Chief campaigned on was the “War on Christmas” and that, if he became President, we were going to get to say “Merry Christmas” to each other as much as we wanted. Who the fuck was lamenting this?!?! You know what I see outside right now… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 11

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2017 Power Rankings – Week 4

I’m currently studying for a certification exam. It’s one of those things that if I just suck it up, study and pass the stupid thing, I’ll end up making more money in the long run. But I’ve learned, or actually, remembered, that studying sucks! Becoming an adult is so much more wack than being a… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 4

Power Rankings

2017 Power Rankings – Week 1

Now that Week 1 is in the books, we now know everything we need to know about this season. Let's review what we've learned. These are not overreactions by the way. These are perfectly valid, reasonable, sane reactions to the first week of football. For example: We now know that I need to find a… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 1

Power Rankings

2016 Power Ranks – Week 2

Every once in awhile I have thoughts about the stuff I see when watching football. Sometimes I write that stuff down. This is one of those times. I suppose this is what Twitter is for, but fuck it. My takes are TOO HOT for 140 characters!!  Yo, they gave Omar a Bud Light commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIRHs6Di1pk It… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 2