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2016 Power Rankings – Week 15

I've noticed a lot of heartfelt commercials lately. I don't know what it is. Why do these commercials have to be so sad? Back in my day, a commercial during a football game consisted of a giant Ice Train that delivers COLD BEER and LADIES IN BIKINIS. Those were the good old days. Are they… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 15

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Toppa Draft VI Invite Power Rankings

I received this year's Toppa Draft invite in the mail a few weeks ago. And when I did, I immediately stuck the mailman. YOU DON'T BRING THAT WEAK SHIT ACROSS THE MIDDLE, BOY! WOOOO! Football. Is. Back! Except it's not. Because everybody's favorite ginger couldn't manage to put on an annual event that always takes… Continue reading Toppa Draft VI Invite Power Rankings

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Week 6 Power Rankings

It was my first weekend in a while where I didn't have plans to go anywhere or do anything. It was nice. I got to just relax. So, I took this opportunity to watch about 50 hours of sports, in my underwear, with a beer, as God fucking intended. My weekend included Premier League Soccer,… Continue reading Week 6 Power Rankings

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Fridge Space Power Rankings

I received this last night. This is not me on the shitter, however. I have not yet trained my dog to slide things under the bathroom door for me while I take the Browns to the Super Bowl. Marriage must be great. I was going to put it up on my fridge, but I'm pretty… Continue reading Fridge Space Power Rankings

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Week 5 Power Rankings

It's like 1776 in this bitch. And that's not just because the Patriots beat the Bengals like a red headed stepchild. (That's extra funny because their quarterback is a fucking ginger!) No, it's because there¬†was a goddamn revolution in the Toppa League. Us here in the bottom half of the league were tired of being… Continue reading Week 5 Power Rankings