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2018 Power Ranks – Toppa Bowl VIII Preview

We've been doing this thing for 8 years now, and while it's pretty much the best thing I have going in my life and every time I hear someone else talking about their fantasy league, I think in the back of my head, "You think your fantasy league is cool, but it fucking sucks compared… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Toppa Bowl VIII Preview

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2018 Going-into-Toppa-SZN Power Ranks

The past two weekends have been two of the biggest weekends of the year for me, and maybe even my life. Three weekends ago, BoomBoom made an honest man out of me and decided to keep hanging out with me on a regular basis. The following weekend was Toppa Draft. Let's compare my wedding and… Continue reading 2018 Going-into-Toppa-SZN Power Ranks

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Toppa Draft VI Invite Power Rankings

I received this year's Toppa Draft invite in the mail a few weeks ago. And when I did, I immediately stuck the mailman. YOU DON'T BRING THAT WEAK SHIT ACROSS THE MIDDLE, BOY! WOOOO! Football. Is. Back! Except it's not. Because everybody's favorite ginger couldn't manage to put on an annual event that always takes… Continue reading Toppa Draft VI Invite Power Rankings