#PowerRankings Two two hundo burgers this week! I don’t know if that’s ever happened before! 12. Bath Salts & Celery I mean at this point, try and shoot the moon. Like, if Buckets actually tries the whole SZN and loses every game, I say we give him a belt. 11. Return of the Mac Vegas… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 4
#PowerRanks 12. Stage Coach's Sashay Cafe In 3 weeks Buckets has had the lowest score in week 1, and then the second-lowest In weeks 2 and 3. Yahoo graded him an F, a C, and a D+ over those 3 weeks, and he's averaging 105 points per week this SZN. 11. I draft drunk A… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 3
Me at 11:15am on Sunday: "I can’t wait to watch football all day on my 65-inch Ultra 4K TV" Me at 4:15pm on Sunday: [Watching RedZone on my phone as my kid watches Moana for the 45th time on said 65-inch TV] Sha, shabba Rrrranks, PowerRanks That’s right Lil’ Soup!! It’s Soup SZN. Big ups… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 2
New format. No long ass intro. Power Ranks only. Commentary in 240 characters or less. And I’m giving myself an hour to bang this shit out. 1 hour. And according to this instagram post that’s only 4% of my day. https://www.instagram.com/p/CTxlJtohreA/ I should totally be able to afford 4% of my day. Apparently this chick… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 1
I'm having a little baby dude in a couple weeks, which means... well, it means a lot of things. Most of which I'm unprepared for. One of the things it means is that BoomBoom and I had to do the baby shower thing. I'm not going to go into the play-by-play of that, nor am… Continue reading 2019 PowerRanks – Week 10
Me and 4 other Toppa members are going to Nashville this weekend to go see Tom Brady take on the Tennessee Titans. Of course, tickets to the actual game were too expensive, which means we’re flying 1000 miles to watch football in a bar. But that’s okay, sometimes you get little snacks on the plane… Continue reading 2018 PowerRankings – Week 9
With baseball playoffs, college and NFL football in full swing and (checks notes) hockey? Really? I guess hockey has started. October is one of the best sports months of the year. There’s sports on like every night and then all day during the weekends. Sure I kinda hate it because I’m old and can’t stay… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Week 5
Short post this week. Turns out, when I moved to Rhode Island and got a new job, it was like, a REAL job. With accountability and everything. I don’t have nearly the same amount of free time as I did before. In hindsight, I’m actually kind of surprised I even got paid at my last… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Week 1
Sorry that this post isn’t on the usual Thursday, I just got a new job and so I’m not comfortable enough to pretend like I’m working but instead am writing a blog. As for doing it after hours, at home, well... Succession is a really good TV show. But don’t worry, your boy’s got you… Continue reading 2018 Pre-Toppa Draft PowerRankings
I was sick this week. There's nothing more fun than being sick on the weekend of Halloween. "What are you dressing up as this year?" My bed. As my symptoms got worse and worse, I started to wonder which ones I hated more. This got me thinking about PowerRanking symptoms of being sick. Without further… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Week 8
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