#PowerRankings Two two hundo burgers this week! I don’t know if that’s ever happened before! 12. Bath Salts & Celery I mean at this point, try and shoot the moon. Like, if Buckets actually tries the whole SZN and loses every game, I say we give him a belt. 11. Return of the Mac Vegas… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 4
#PowerRanks 12. Stage Coach's Sashay Cafe In 3 weeks Buckets has had the lowest score in week 1, and then the second-lowest In weeks 2 and 3. Yahoo graded him an F, a C, and a D+ over those 3 weeks, and he's averaging 105 points per week this SZN. 11. I draft drunk A… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 3
Me at 11:15am on Sunday: "I can’t wait to watch football all day on my 65-inch Ultra 4K TV" Me at 4:15pm on Sunday: [Watching RedZone on my phone as my kid watches Moana for the 45th time on said 65-inch TV] Sha, shabba Rrrranks, PowerRanks That’s right Lil’ Soup!! It’s Soup SZN. Big ups… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 2
New format. No long ass intro. Power Ranks only. Commentary in 240 characters or less. And I’m giving myself an hour to bang this shit out. 1 hour. And according to this instagram post that’s only 4% of my day. https://www.instagram.com/p/CTxlJtohreA/ I should totally be able to afford 4% of my day. Apparently this chick… Continue reading PowerRanks 2021 – Week 1
Merry Fucking Christmas!! No time for an intro, there’s Christmas shopping to do (don’t go out shopping), meet ups at the bar (don’t go to the bar), and family gatherings to go to (don’t go to family gatherings). Let’s get to the recaps! Conference Championship Recaps #4 The Lasso Special 158.95#1 Le Champion 155.45 Whew!… Continue reading PowerRanks 2020 – Toppa Bowl Preview
It’s probably for the best that I didn’t write a blog this year because this way you’d all be spared my #RonaTaeks. And they probably would’ve gotten less and less funny each week, as the whole thing gets more and more frustrating and obvious the NFL just really doesn’t care. My favorite highlights were when… Continue reading Power Ranks 2020 – Conference Championship Preview
ME: Work has been super busy lately. And the baby has completely forgotten how to sleep through the night. Focus on what you need to do and relax with the little free time you have. ALSO ME: WRITE A MOTHERFUCKING PLAYOFF PREVIEW POST!!!!!!!!!! This is a terrible idea. My head is already swirling. The only… Continue reading 2020 Power Ranks – Divisional Playoff Preview
It’s with a heavy heart that I write this blog. I’ve found myself in my late-Brett Favre point of my career. Both sending inappropriate dick pics with my flip phone, and flirting with retirement, only to come back for one more year, thinking I can still be the Ol’ Gunslinger. Except, I can’t even make… Continue reading Toppa Blog Signing Off (Probably)
BrenDid It! Duke Caboom crushes 5th Pick's 4 Flint, 170.60 to 132.90, in Toppa Bowl IX, as Brendo wins his first ever James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy League Championship. The First Time Feels Great We knew there was going to be a first-time winner, we just didn't know who it was going to be.… Continue reading 2019 Toppa Bowl Champions
The most wonderful day of the year is coming. The day when I take 3 shits before 10:30am. The day where I’m so hungover that I have to pee sitting down.The day when I take a shower, then have to go jump in the ocean, then take another shower, just to think semi-clearly. The day… Continue reading 2020 PowerRanks – Toppa Invite/Pre-SZN
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 