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2019 PowerRankings – Week 4

“Are you gonna give me bad advice on purpose, so I lose?” That was what BoomBoom said when I was quiet for a minute after she asked me if she should start Joe Mixon. Turns out I just wasn’t paying attention. You know. Women. Always blabbing on and on. But, no. I wasn’t going to… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 4

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2019 PowerRankings – Week 3

Listen, I’d really like to try and save the Earth. But it’s fucking tough. I’m all about that Reduce, Reuse and Recycle life. BoomBoom and I only throw away 1 bag of garbage each week. Everything else is either composted food scraps or recycled. I even recycle the bottles and cans BoomBoom refuses to put… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 3

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2019 PowerRankings – Week 2

I have a serious problem. I’m in three fantasy leagues. And it’s fucking killing me. I’m an anxious mess. All the time. How do people have affairs? I can’t even maintain 3 fantasy football rosters, and people are maintaining elaborate lies and whole other lives. Fuck that. (Or love. Whatever, you know. That's also a… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 2

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2019 PowerRanks – Week 1

I’m embarking on a journey into the unknown this year. I signed up for another fantasy league this year, which isn’t all that crazy, we all have our JV leagues and our side piece leagues and our work leagues and other leagues that don’t mean as much to us as the one true league, Toppa… Continue reading 2019 PowerRanks – Week 1

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2019 Power Ranks – PreSZN/Toppa Invite

A few weeks back I was at Gooseberry with Woody. There were other people there like kids and wives or whatever, but they’re not part of the story, so they don’t matter. Woody and I were sitting in our beach chairs and he turns to me and goes, “Tonight, I’m gonna put the kids to… Continue reading 2019 Power Ranks – PreSZN/Toppa Invite

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2018 Toppa Bowl Champions

Finally Won the JBiggs One! In JBiggs' 1st ever trip to the Toppa Bowl, Driveway Beers 🍻🏈👀 thrashed Mr. BoomBoom 157.25 to 112.75 in Toppa Bowl VIII to become 2018 James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League Champion. You Da Real MVP... but also Fantasy MVP It turns out in a SZN that was… Continue reading 2018 Toppa Bowl Champions