With playoffs just around the corner, I thought I’d update all of you on your chances of getting in. Odds are based off of Yahoo’s projected points for next week and projected total points. It’s also based off of some complicated math shit that someone way smarter than me figured out. But I sure can enter data into a spreadsheet like a motherfucker!
CrisCartersFallGuys
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 100%
Odds for the #1 Seed: 95%
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: #BroNationEjaQlation
Clinch Playoff Spot if: Win OR ScottHansonsFluffer wins
OBJYN
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 100%
Odds for the #1 Seed: 1%
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: ScottHansonsFluffer
Clinch playoff spot this week if: ScottHansonsFluffer wins
JPP’s Finger Bang
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 100%
Odds for the #1 Seed: 26.3%
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: It Ertz When Eifert
Clinched Playoff Spot
Ladies and Edelman
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 100%
Most Likely Seed: 4 (68.4%)
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: deMARYius WOODhead
Clinch playoff spot this week if: ScottHansonsFluffer wins
deMARYius WOODhead
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 99.04%
Most Likely Seed: 5 (42.1%)
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: Ladies and Edelman
Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week
ScottHansonsFluffer
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 98.04%
Most Likely Seed: 6 (30.6%)
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: OBJYN
Clinch playoff spot this week if: Win
J.B.HaHaClintonDix
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 39.64%
Most Likely Seed: 6 (15.8%)
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: OBJYN
Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week
It Ertz When Eifert
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 84.28%
Most Likely Seed: 7 (32%)
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: JPP’s Finger Bang
Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week
Big D Brady
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 29.80%
Most Likely Seed: 8 (11%)
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: CrisCartersFallGuys
Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week
#BroNationEjaQlation
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 46.68%
Most Likely Seed: 8 (41.1%)
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: CrisCarterFallGuys
Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week
FireUpThatKush
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 0.00%
Most Likely Seed: Not in playoffs
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: No one
Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week
SheMyWendyPeffercorn
Odds to Make the Playoffs: 0.00%
Most Likely Seed: Not in playoffs
Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: No one
Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week
So Brendo’s already in. Austin’s most likely in (he’s down by 3 with a LB still to play tonight). And JD, Micho, and I all get in if I win. Nothing happens if I lose, so let’s go ScottHansonsFluffers!!!
