Playoff Picture Update

With playoffs just around the corner, I thought I’d update all of you on your chances of getting in. Odds are based off of Yahoo’s projected points for next week and projected total points. It’s also based off of some complicated math shit that someone way smarter than me figured out. But I sure can enter data into a spreadsheet like a motherfucker!

CrisCartersFallGuys

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 100%

Odds for the #1 Seed: 95%

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: #BroNationEjaQlation

Clinch Playoff Spot if: Win OR ScottHansonsFluffer wins

OBJYN

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 100%

Odds for the #1 Seed: 1%

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: ScottHansonsFluffer

Clinch playoff spot this week if: ScottHansonsFluffer wins

JPP’s Finger Bang

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 100%

Odds for the #1 Seed: 26.3%

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: It Ertz When Eifert

Clinched Playoff Spot

Ladies and Edelman

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 100%

Most Likely Seed: 4 (68.4%)

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: deMARYius WOODhead

Clinch playoff spot this week if: ScottHansonsFluffer wins

deMARYius WOODhead

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 99.04%

Most Likely Seed: 5 (42.1%)

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: Ladies and Edelman

Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week

ScottHansonsFluffer

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 98.04%

Most Likely Seed: 6 (30.6%)

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: OBJYN

Clinch playoff spot this week if: Win

J.B.HaHaClintonDix

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 39.64%

Most Likely Seed: 6 (15.8%)

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: OBJYN

Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week

It Ertz When Eifert

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 84.28%

Most Likely Seed: 7 (32%)

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: JPP’s Finger Bang

Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week

Big D Brady

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 29.80%

Most Likely Seed: 8 (11%)

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: CrisCartersFallGuys

Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week

#BroNationEjaQlation

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 46.68%

Most Likely Seed: 8 (41.1%)

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: CrisCarterFallGuys

Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week

FireUpThatKush

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 0.00%

Most Likely Seed: Not in playoffs

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: No one

Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week

SheMyWendyPeffercorn

Odds to Make the Playoffs: 0.00%

Most Likely Seed: Not in playoffs

Most Likely to be Matched Up Against: No one

Clinch playoff spot this week if: Can’t clinch this week

So Brendo’s already in. Austin’s most likely in (he’s down by 3 with a LB still to play tonight). And JD, Micho, and I all get in if I win. Nothing happens if I lose, so let’s go ScottHansonsFluffers!!!