The most wonderful day of the year is coming. The day when I take 3 shits before 10:30am. The day where I’m so hungover that I have to pee sitting down.The day when I take a shower, then have to go jump in the ocean, then take another shower, just to think semi-clearly. The day… Continue reading 2020 PowerRanks – Toppa Invite/Pre-SZN
A few weeks back I was at Gooseberry with Woody. There were other people there like kids and wives or whatever, but they’re not part of the story, so they don’t matter. Woody and I were sitting in our beach chairs and he turns to me and goes, “Tonight, I’m gonna put the kids to… Continue reading 2019 Power Ranks – PreSZN/Toppa Invite
I moved recently, and that meant I had to update my address. The United States Parcel Service has decided to keep up with the modern times and email you with what letters and packages are coming in the mail. I don't think I would've willingly signed up for this, as I already get 600 junk… Continue reading 2018 Toppa Invite Power Ranks
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