Category: Power Rankings

I've somewhat corrupted Boom Boom into liking football. I say "somewhat" because she does other things while watching that games, but has told me that she enjoys watching, and will even watch games when I'm not around. I can't take all the credit, just a lot of the credit since I watch a lot of football.… Continue reading Week 13 Power Rankings

I came to realize something. I’m not a huge fan of watching games in bars. Maybe I’m getting old (I’m getting old.), but it’s just not an awesome experience. Whenever I watch a Pats game at a bar, I can never remember details of the game the next day. Sure, I can remember the Pats winning… Continue reading Week 12 Power Rankings

I gotta tell you, I got really fired up when I saw the title of one of GQ's Men of the Year articles was "Tom Brady Is the Best Quarterback Ever. Period." The article's editor clearly wrote that headline, because if Chuck Klosterman had his way, the article would be titled "Tom Brady is a… Continue reading Week 10 Power Rankings

Welcome back to Thanksbracketgivingology! I appreciate everyone voting for the greatest of all Thanksgiving foodstuffs. Apparently 5 less people voted this week, which is sad. But I'm going to deal with it the only way I know how, by saying those people can fuck themselves. No Thanksgiving for you! So let's just jump right into… Continue reading Week 9 Power Rankings

Well, it's November and that means it's Thanksgiving time. If Halloween gets all of October and Christmas gets all of December, I'm gonna celebrate Thanksgiving all month. Pumpkin beers and turkey sandwiches every day! I don't need to tell you again, but I'm going to, Thanksgiving is the fucking best. There's no better holiday as… Continue reading Week 8 Power Rankings

I'm gonna tell you a little story about my next door neighbor, let's call him Scott Disik*. More specifically, I'm going to tell you about my next door neighbor and his girlfriend. It's not as exciting as that Hooter's waitress/stripper's story on Twitter about her trip to Florida, but still I felt the need to… Continue reading Week 7 Power Rankings

LA Rhys is the worst. LA Rhys doesn’t know what time football games start. He sleeps in and almost misses the early games. He doesn’t watch much of the early games because he’s stuck in traffic. He leaves the bar early when the Pats are winning by 20. He doesn’t watch Sunday Night Football because… Continue reading Week 5 Power Rankings

So I had an idea to write about something that’s been annoying me a lot lately, but I actually felt the need to do some more research about it. I wanted to know all about it inside and out before I fully railed against it, not that it’s stopped me before. My college roommate always… Continue reading Week 3 Power Rankings