Every once in awhile I have thoughts about the stuff I see when watching football. Sometimes I write that stuff down. This is one of those times. I suppose this is what Twitter is for, but fuck it. My takes are TOO HOT for 140 characters!! Yo, they gave Omar a Bud Light commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIRHs6Di1pk It… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 2
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2016 Power Ranks – Week 1
This is a safe space right? This blog is our own little trust tree, right? A place where I can get something off my chest and not feel judged? Because I think I have to confess something. So, I moved in with Boom Boom about 2 months ago now. I packed all of my… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 1
2016 Preseason Power Ranks
What do you guys think of the new iPhone and it not having a headphone jack? Who gives a shit!?! Football is on tonight!!!! Football!! Football!! FOOTBALL!! Football is back! TO-FUCKING-NIGHT! I'm so excited I could fucking explode. This guy knows what I'm talking about: The giggle at the end is the best part. There are… Continue reading 2016 Preseason Power Ranks
Pre Toppa Draft VI Power Rankings
So I didn't set my team avatar in time. We all make mistakes. Woody wore black basketball socks with a khaki suit on his fucking wedding day. Mistake. #Nick decided to take a piss in the middle of the street in front of a cop. Mistake. Austin moved to Vegas. Mistake. Woody, Raleigh and JD… Continue reading Pre Toppa Draft VI Power Rankings
Toppa Draft VI Invite Power Rankings
I received this year's Toppa Draft invite in the mail a few weeks ago. And when I did, I immediately stuck the mailman. YOU DON'T BRING THAT WEAK SHIT ACROSS THE MIDDLE, BOY! WOOOO! Football. Is. Back! Except it's not. Because everybody's favorite ginger couldn't manage to put on an annual event that always takes… Continue reading Toppa Draft VI Invite Power Rankings
The Olympics are Dope
Know what starts today? The Olympics! Wooooo! And right at the perfect time too. It’s certainly the dog days of summer, sports-wise. Football is still a month away. Soccer has taken a break from playing every day during June and July. Basketball and hockey don’t start for months. And baseball is, well, baseball. It also… Continue reading The Olympics are Dope
Rules for a Perfect 4th of July
Happy 4th of July! Nothing like celebrating America's 2016th birthday with some burgers, ice cold Americas and explosions. So here now are some rules to help you enjoy your 4th of July. Rule 1: Watch Independence Day at least once. Independence Day is now on HBO GO. Watch it this weekend and remember just how fucking great… Continue reading Rules for a Perfect 4th of July
#Congratulations
A toast to our #champion on his wedding day: First of all, I'd like to thank everyone for traveling such a great distance on this beautiful Friday evening. It's so wonderful to see so many people supporting this lovely couple. I'm proud to say that the champion and I have been the best of leaguemates for… Continue reading #Congratulations
Flames Emoji Take: College Basketball Sucks
It's the National Championship tonight, and it's time to get excited. Or don't. Because guess what? College basketball fucking sucks. Don't agree with me? Good, because I was looking for a reason to explain myself. Also, you're wrong. Reason #1: "First Four" is Stupid If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Or as the people who… Continue reading Flames Emoji Take: College Basketball Sucks
Best Experience Beers Power Ranked
Note: The following post also occurs on my new blog rhyswarburton.com (this domain name is lame, I know, but I couldn't think of anything witty at the time). I'll still be doing Power Ranks every Sunday during football season, but sometimes I find myself wanting to write stuff that isn't JUST ranking stuff in a power-based order.… Continue reading Best Experience Beers Power Ranked
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 