It's opening day! And much like summer reading, I struggled to do my first assignment. I still never figured out how Wuthering Heights ended. I was going to write about the Brady decision. I was taking my time reading that document, enjoying it like a fine wine. I savored every sentence of that shit. I highlighted parts… Continue reading 2015 Preseason Power Ranks
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2015 PreDraft Rankings
Happy Toppa Draft Day Eve I took my first step to getting ready for Fantasy Football the other day. I went from this: To this: What do you say Big Bird, can you spot the difference? That's right. I replaced the Mint app with the Yahoo Fantasy app on my home screen. Fuck you Mint! Who… Continue reading 2015 PreDraft Rankings
Toppa Draft Invite Power Rankings
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh buddy! Toppa League Draft invite came in the mail today. That means it's time to start studying, mocking, and getting my blog reps in. Luckily for you assholes, I've been keeping my typing fingers strong by running my other fantasy blog: the Sumer Movie Fantasy League. That's right, I'm in a fantasy movie league. I'll… Continue reading Toppa Draft Invite Power Rankings
2015 NFL Schedule Power Rankings
Well the Celtics lost, but the NFL released the 2015 schedule which gets me thinking about football, then gets me thinking about this: And suddenly that loss isn't so bad. The NFL is always wacky and half the teams who are supposed to suck, don't (watch out for Oakland) and half the teams who are… Continue reading 2015 NFL Schedule Power Rankings
Fridge Space Power Rankings
I received this last night. This is not me on the shitter, however. I have not yet trained my dog to slide things under the bathroom door for me while I take the Browns to the Super Bowl. Marriage must be great. I was going to put it up on my fridge, but I'm pretty… Continue reading Fridge Space Power Rankings
Emergency #Deflategate Power Rankings
Annnnnnnnnnd this post has been rendered moot as it was found that the Patriots used backup balls when the refs found the balls were too flat. BACKUP BALLS! WOOOHOOO! Always gotta pack a spare set of balls. But at the time I wrote this, I did know how to sort through my feelings. My parents always told… Continue reading Emergency #Deflategate Power Rankings
Week 16 Power Rankings: Super Bowl
AND THEN THERE WAS WOOD!! EasleyChungLikeBrady blows out Dickson you rear 169.70 to 116.50 to win the 2014 James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League Championship Belt. Hey, Dirty. Baby, I gotcha money! Super Bowl MVP Odell Beckham Jr. scores 36.80 points in the rout. He scored 102 points for PWood in the playoffs. JDown… Continue reading Week 16 Power Rankings: Super Bowl
Final Season High Scores, Payouts & Dues
HIGH SCORES Week 1 - RalBuckets (191.50) Week 2 - JBiggs (170.85) Week 3 - Micho (197.90) Week 4 - RalBuckets (205.15) Week 5 - PowerRanks (191.05) Week 6 - JBiggs (190.80) Week 7 - ######### (185.30) Week 8 - Timmy (208.35) Week 9 - Micho (201.20) Week 10 - Woody (198.55) Week 11 -… Continue reading Final Season High Scores, Payouts & Dues
Week 15 Power Rankings: Conference Champioship Edition
Why were there 9 early afternoon games and 4 late afternoon games, last week? This week, there’s 8 early afternoon games and 3 late afternoon games. Why can’t we have a similar amount of games at 1 o’clock as we do at 4 o’clock? “That’s obvious Rhys,” I hear you say. “There are more teams… Continue reading Week 15 Power Rankings: Conference Champioship Edition
Week 14 Power Rankings: Playoff Edition
First things first, let's congratulate Raleigh for christening little baby J-Mo. I'm not catholic, so I have no fucking idea what this means but it seems like people dress up for it, so it must be something important. Next, did you guys hear? Micho saved someone at the airport the other day. Zapped him back… Continue reading Week 14 Power Rankings: Playoff Edition
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 