It's better to be lucky than good. That's what they say. I'm not quite sure what that means, though. I feel like I'd rather be good than lucky. On the good/luck scale I imagine it goes from Bad with Bad Luck, to Bad, then to Bad with Good Luck, to Good with Bad Luck, to… Continue reading Week 2 Power Rankings
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Week 1 Power Rankings
Well it's another Patriots win and another Patriots controversy. I'm now at the point where I want there to be a controversy every week. Bring it on. How many more "--gates" can you give me? Week 2 - Feetgate: The Patriots are accused of hacking the jumbotron at Ralph Wilson stadium when it shows videos of… Continue reading Week 1 Power Rankings
2015 Preseason Power Ranks
It's opening day! And much like summer reading, I struggled to do my first assignment. I still never figured out how Wuthering Heights ended. I was going to write about the Brady decision. I was taking my time reading that document, enjoying it like a fine wine. I savored every sentence of that shit. I highlighted parts… Continue reading 2015 Preseason Power Ranks
2015 PreDraft Rankings
Happy Toppa Draft Day Eve I took my first step to getting ready for Fantasy Football the other day. I went from this: To this: What do you say Big Bird, can you spot the difference? That's right. I replaced the Mint app with the Yahoo Fantasy app on my home screen. Fuck you Mint! Who… Continue reading 2015 PreDraft Rankings
Toppa Draft Invite Power Rankings
Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh buddy! Toppa League Draft invite came in the mail today. That means it's time to start studying, mocking, and getting my blog reps in. Luckily for you assholes, I've been keeping my typing fingers strong by running my other fantasy blog: the Sumer Movie Fantasy League. That's right, I'm in a fantasy movie league. I'll… Continue reading Toppa Draft Invite Power Rankings
2015 NFL Schedule Power Rankings
Well the Celtics lost, but the NFL released the 2015 schedule which gets me thinking about football, then gets me thinking about this: And suddenly that loss isn't so bad. The NFL is always wacky and half the teams who are supposed to suck, don't (watch out for Oakland) and half the teams who are… Continue reading 2015 NFL Schedule Power Rankings
Fridge Space Power Rankings
I received this last night. This is not me on the shitter, however. I have not yet trained my dog to slide things under the bathroom door for me while I take the Browns to the Super Bowl. Marriage must be great. I was going to put it up on my fridge, but I'm pretty… Continue reading Fridge Space Power Rankings
Emergency #Deflategate Power Rankings
Annnnnnnnnnd this post has been rendered moot as it was found that the Patriots used backup balls when the refs found the balls were too flat. BACKUP BALLS! WOOOHOOO! Always gotta pack a spare set of balls. But at the time I wrote this, I did know how to sort through my feelings. My parents always told… Continue reading Emergency #Deflategate Power Rankings
Week 16 Power Rankings: Super Bowl
AND THEN THERE WAS WOOD!! EasleyChungLikeBrady blows out Dickson you rear 169.70 to 116.50 to win the 2014 James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League Championship Belt. Hey, Dirty. Baby, I gotcha money! Super Bowl MVP Odell Beckham Jr. scores 36.80 points in the rout. He scored 102 points for PWood in the playoffs. JDown… Continue reading Week 16 Power Rankings: Super Bowl
Week 15 Power Rankings: Conference Champioship Edition
Why were there 9 early afternoon games and 4 late afternoon games, last week? This week, there’s 8 early afternoon games and 3 late afternoon games. Why can’t we have a similar amount of games at 1 o’clock as we do at 4 o’clock? “That’s obvious Rhys,” I hear you say. “There are more teams… Continue reading Week 15 Power Rankings: Conference Champioship Edition
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 