Welcome back to Thanksbracketgivingology! I appreciate everyone voting for the greatest of all Thanksgiving foodstuffs. Apparently 5 less people voted this week, which is sad. But I'm going to deal with it the only way I know how, by saying those people can fuck themselves. No Thanksgiving for you! So let's just jump right into… Continue reading Week 9 Power Rankings
Week 8 Power Rankings
Well, it's November and that means it's Thanksgiving time. If Halloween gets all of October and Christmas gets all of December, I'm gonna celebrate Thanksgiving all month. Pumpkin beers and turkey sandwiches every day! I don't need to tell you again, but I'm going to, Thanksgiving is the fucking best. There's no better holiday as… Continue reading Week 8 Power Rankings
Week 7 Power Rankings
I'm gonna tell you a little story about my next door neighbor, let's call him Scott Disik*. More specifically, I'm going to tell you about my next door neighbor and his girlfriend. It's not as exciting as that Hooter's waitress/stripper's story on Twitter about her trip to Florida, but still I felt the need to… Continue reading Week 7 Power Rankings
Week 6 Power Rankings
It was my first weekend in a while where I didn't have plans to go anywhere or do anything. It was nice. I got to just relax. So, I took this opportunity to watch about 50 hours of sports, in my underwear, with a beer, as God fucking intended. My weekend included Premier League Soccer,… Continue reading Week 6 Power Rankings
Week 5 Power Rankings
LA Rhys is the worst. LA Rhys doesn’t know what time football games start. He sleeps in and almost misses the early games. He doesn’t watch much of the early games because he’s stuck in traffic. He leaves the bar early when the Pats are winning by 20. He doesn’t watch Sunday Night Football because… Continue reading Week 5 Power Rankings
Week 4 Power Rankings
Warning: this motherfucker is long. Like 5000 words long. Don't read this on the toilet at work. Your legs are going to fall asleep. Or worse, the automatic motion detector light will go out, and that's scary as hell. Have you every been alone, bare butt cheeks on the toilet, in a pitch black public… Continue reading Week 4 Power Rankings
Monday Night Preview
Here's what the match-ups look like heading into Monday night. ScottHansonsFluffer v. deMARYius WOODhead Woody needs Jimmy Graham to score more than 35 points against Detroit (ranked 25th against TE) to pull out a victory. But even then, if my tight end, Eric Ebron, scores just a couple points, I win regardless. Ladies and Edelman v.… Continue reading Monday Night Preview
Week 3 Power Rankings
So I had an idea to write about something that’s been annoying me a lot lately, but I actually felt the need to do some more research about it. I wanted to know all about it inside and out before I fully railed against it, not that it’s stopped me before. My college roommate always… Continue reading Week 3 Power Rankings
Week 2 Power Rankings
It's better to be lucky than good. That's what they say. I'm not quite sure what that means, though. I feel like I'd rather be good than lucky. On the good/luck scale I imagine it goes from Bad with Bad Luck, to Bad, then to Bad with Good Luck, to Good with Bad Luck, to… Continue reading Week 2 Power Rankings
Week 1 Power Rankings
Well it's another Patriots win and another Patriots controversy. I'm now at the point where I want there to be a controversy every week. Bring it on. How many more "--gates" can you give me? Week 2 - Feetgate: The Patriots are accused of hacking the jumbotron at Ralph Wilson stadium when it shows videos of… Continue reading Week 1 Power Rankings
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