First things first, let's congratulate Raleigh for christening little baby J-Mo. I'm not catholic, so I have no fucking idea what this means but it seems like people dress up for it, so it must be something important. Next, did you guys hear? Micho saved someone at the airport the other day. Zapped him back… Continue reading Week 14 Power Rankings: Playoff Edition
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Week Whogivesafuck Power Rankings
Four points. Four motherfucking points. FOUR MOTHERFUCKING COKCSUCKING CUNTLICKING SHITEATING TOXICSHOCKSYNDROME PENISLICKING SHITASS FATFINGERING THUMBUPMYBUTT PUNCHMEINTHEFACE PUTOUTAFLAMINGBAGOFSHITWITHMYBOOT BLUEBALLS RATFUCKSONOFABITCH STUPIDMOTHERFUCKER SHITTYSHITSHIT FUCKITYFUCKFUCK CUNTCUNTCUNT BITCHASSHOMOCAT POINTS. Annnnnnnnnd I'me drunk. OH this is a terrible idea. Ollie's crawling all over me. And Boom booom's texting me right one queue. I really want to reply to "Hey babe,… Continue reading Week Whogivesafuck Power Rankings
Week 12 Power Rankings
Happy Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving is the fucking best. I love it. It's the perfect holiday. It’s on a Thursday, so you get an extra long weekend. There’s no pretense that you have to do anything but eat and drink. No presents. No responsibilities. Just sitting, eating and drinking. Maybe you have to go to a couple… Continue reading Week 12 Power Rankings
Week 11 Power Rankings
I'm back bitches! I'm no longer too Murphied to type, and I've got some things to say and some shit to talk. Before we talk about things that suck, can we take a moment to talk about how fucking amazing the Redzone channel is? I mean if you have it, you already know. But let's talk… Continue reading Week 11 Power Rankings
Week 10 Power Rankings
I got too Murphied this weekend. I've literally got nothing. Dog shit of the week All of Micho's receivers (combined 7.30 points), but especially Antonio Brown who fumbled twice and ended up with 2.30 points even though he had 74 yards. Pretty sure I still would've crushed him though. 12. Bell&BlountCarpool (Last Week #11) 11.… Continue reading Week 10 Power Rankings
Week 9 Power Rankings
What up from 30,000 feet. I'm on a plane to San Francisco while I write this now with no internet so I don't really know how well everyone's team did last week, except I know I lost a turd sandwich of a matchup with Woody. Why don't we go through the Sky Mall catalogue and then… Continue reading Week 9 Power Rankings
Week 8 Power Rankings
Happy Halloween motherfuckers! Halloween, a time when adults get to dress up and get drunk. A time when lazy guys can put a red sox hat and say, “I’m Big Papi”. A time when those really creative people can put in like two weeks of work, sewing their own costume and then show everyone else up… Continue reading Week 8 Power Rankings
Week 7 Power Rankings
So we’re either a league that is full of super competitive teams, or most of us are bad at fantasy football. Two thirds of our league is under .500. I’m leaning towards competitive because 3 teams are tied for first. But maybe its not competitive, because 7 teams are 3-4. But maybe it is, since that’s… Continue reading Week 7 Power Rankings
Week 6 Power Rankings
Well, it's fall in New York. You wouldn't know it, because it's still like 75 fucking degrees. But I can tell, because all the leaves are dying and everything tastes like pumpkin. Nothing says fall like death and pumpkins. Seriously, if Steve Harvey surveyed 100 people what their first thought was when some when said "Fall",… Continue reading Week 6 Power Rankings
Week 5 Power Rankings
It's like 1776 in this bitch. And that's not just because the Patriots beat the Bengals like a red headed stepchild. (That's extra funny because their quarterback is a fucking ginger!) No, it's because there was a goddamn revolution in the Toppa League. Us here in the bottom half of the league were tired of being… Continue reading Week 5 Power Rankings
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