In honor of the 230 beers to be drunk on Toppa Draft night, I was going to list my 230 favorite things about the start of football. But that became very, very difficult, very, very quickly. I decided to scrap that idea because I ended up with 175 of the top reasons being RedZone. Then… Continue reading 2017 Pre-Toppa Draft PowerRankings
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2017 Toppa Invite Power Ranks
I’ve been waiting for that text all summer. Either Woody’s having another baby or Toppa invite was coming in the mail. Either way I was going to be out some money. If Toppa Draft Invitation was in the mail that meant Toppa Blog preseason was right around the corner. I had to get ready… Continue reading 2017 Toppa Invite Power Ranks
2016 Power Rankings – Toppa Bowl
FINALLY! It was never really in doubt, as Wide Right defeats Dr.MarkusWheatonBlvd 172.60 - 95.60 in Toppa Bowl VI to become the 2016 James M. Toppa Sr Memorial Fantasy Football League champion. From Blowing in Championships to Blow Out Champion The 77-point win was the biggest margin of victory in Toppa Bowl history. The previous record… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Toppa Bowl
2016 Power Rankings – Week 15
I've noticed a lot of heartfelt commercials lately. I don't know what it is. Why do these commercials have to be so sad? Back in my day, a commercial during a football game consisted of a giant Ice Train that delivers COLD BEER and LADIES IN BIKINIS. Those were the good old days. Are they… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 15
2016 Power Rankings – Week 14
I recently saw a list of the top 10 emojis of 2016. What a better way to see how the world thought and felt during 2016. Let's break down the list. 10. 💙 Blue Heart Teens love the emoji and nothing is more “teen” than a Blue Heart. Ugh. “It’s like, I’m in love. But love is… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 14
2016 Power Rankings – Week 13
We're 8 days into December, and you know how I know? There are 8 holes in my advent calendar. I think advent calendars might be my favorite Christmas tradition. Much like many Christmas traditions, I'm sure it has some religious history that's been co-opted by Walmart. Nowadays, there's definitely nothing religious about pieces of chocolate. *Thinks about… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 13
2016 Power Rankings – Week 11
I didn't get home till really late on Monday, since I was hanging out with Tom Brady all weekend. I also have to drive all night tonight to get home for Thanksgiving. Then I have plans to eat and drink all day tomorrow. This schedule didn't leave me with much time to write a post… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 11
2016 Power Rankings – Week 10
I'm flying out to San Francisco tonight to visit my buddy Murph and go to the 49ers-Pats game. I was busy packing last night so I didn't have tons of time to write a blog post, so this post will probably be even more half-assed than usual. I kind of love flying. People hate it for some… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 10
2016 Power Rankings – Week 9
Thank god the election is finally over, amirite?! [Turns on news] [Opens Twitter] SIKE!! Oh man, we shoulda elected the broad. You know she’d say a quick “Thanks” and then get right back to work. You’d never hear a peep from her again. Instead, get ready for two Trump speeches everyday (he’s totally gonna be his… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 9
2016 Power Rankings – Week 7
It was the Bridge Run again last weekend and I successfully made it up and back down the Newport Bridge. I actually kind of enjoy running road races. You wouldn't think so because I'm overweight and out of shape. It's definitely more fun to run with like a thousand people than to run around your… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 7
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 