I'm flying out to San Francisco tonight to visit my buddy Murph and go to the 49ers-Pats game. I was busy packing last night so I didn't have tons of time to write a blog post, so this post will probably be even more half-assed than usual. I kind of love flying. People hate it for some… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 10
2016 Power Rankings – Week 9
Thank god the election is finally over, amirite?! [Turns on news] [Opens Twitter] SIKE!! Oh man, we shoulda elected the broad. You know she’d say a quick “Thanks” and then get right back to work. You’d never hear a peep from her again. Instead, get ready for two Trump speeches everyday (he’s totally gonna be his… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 9
Any Given Rhysday
HBO just canceled Any Given Wednesday. And it looks like HBO’s got a weekly show to fill. I’d like to pitch you on a new HBO Show: Weeknights with Rhys Nice. Honestly, the show could be about whatever the fuck you want it to be. I'm just happy to do it. Here are some reason's I'd… Continue reading Any Given Rhysday
2017 Power Rankings – Week 8
Ugh, as if things couldn't get any worse. Another fucking Pats loss, and to the Broncos, of all teams. Remember last year, when Brady came back from his suspension and was the MVP favorite after Week 8, even though he hadn't played 4 games. It made sense too. He was 1st in completion percentage at… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 8
Playoffs??!?
Is it too early to think about making the playoffs? Nope! Here are your up-to-the-minute playoff odds: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob (6-1-0): Playoff Odds: 100% SexyRexy&RobTheSlob CLINCH a Playoff spot IF: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker -AND- Goodells A Man-gina BEAT Princess AmukaMARY; OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker -AND- Wonderland VIP's BEAT #TomFuckinMaini; OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker -AND- Dr.MarkusWheatonBlvd BEAT Wide… Continue reading Playoffs??!?
2016 Power Rankings – Week 7
It was the Bridge Run again last weekend and I successfully made it up and back down the Newport Bridge. I actually kind of enjoy running road races. You wouldn't think so because I'm overweight and out of shape. It's definitely more fun to run with like a thousand people than to run around your… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 7
2016 Power Rankings – Week 6
Ahhh, it feels good to be back in America. And what a time to be back! Nothing makes you more proud of your country than have to explain that the person running for president of the country you live in likes to grab women "by the pussy." Has Trump never been to a strip club? "Look… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 6
Power Rankings on Vacation
Sorry guys. I've been too busy walking around London, drinking beer that's warm, tea that's too hot, and rolling my eyes at my extended family to write a post this week. I was really looking forward to meeting Blake Bortles while I was here in London but I haven't seen him yet. I'll continue to… Continue reading Power Rankings on Vacation
2016 Power Ranks – Week 4
Ugh, I knew things were going too well there. Everything was coming up Rhys Nice. Everywhere I looked, I was winning. I was 3-0 in Toppa League and top of the PowerRanks. I was 2-1 and in second place in my sidepiece league, a league I’ve come in last or second-to-last the past two years.… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 4
2016 Power Ranks – Week 3
Remember when you were in Elementary School and you'd be sitting around the lunch table? Remember how everyday, kids were always a trading their food? Kids were wheeling and dealing, left and right. I'll trade you my Capri Sun for those Ring Dings. I'll trade you my Fruit By the Foot for your Shark Bites. I'll… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 3
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 