Power Rankings

2016 Power Rankings – Week 10

I'm flying out to San Francisco tonight to visit my buddy Murph and go to the 49ers-Pats game. I was busy packing last night so I didn't have tons of time to write a blog post, so this post will probably be even more half-assed than usual. I kind of love flying. People hate it for some… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 10

League Updates

Playoffs??!?

Is it too early to think about making the playoffs? Nope! Here are your up-to-the-minute playoff odds: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob (6-1-0): Playoff Odds: 100% SexyRexy&RobTheSlob CLINCH a Playoff spot IF: SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Goodells A Man-gina BEAT Princess AmukaMARY;  OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Wonderland VIP's BEAT #TomFuckinMaini;  OR SexyRexy&RobTheSlob BEAT ErectDecker  -AND-  Dr.MarkusWheatonBlvd BEAT Wide… Continue reading Playoffs??!?

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2016 Power Rankings – Week 7

It was the Bridge Run again last weekend and I successfully made it up and back down the Newport Bridge. I actually kind of enjoy running road races. You wouldn't think so because I'm overweight and out of shape. It's definitely more fun to run with like a thousand people than to run around your… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 7

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2016 Power Rankings – Week 6

Ahhh, it feels good to be back in America. And what a time to be back! Nothing makes you more proud of your country than have to explain that the person running for president of the country you live in likes to grab women "by the pussy." Has Trump never been to a strip club? "Look… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 6

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2016 Power Ranks – Week 2

Every once in awhile I have thoughts about the stuff I see when watching football. Sometimes I write that stuff down. This is one of those times. I suppose this is what Twitter is for, but fuck it. My takes are TOO HOT for 140 characters!!  Yo, they gave Omar a Bud Light commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIRHs6Di1pk It… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 2

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Week 6 Power Rankings

It was my first weekend in a while where I didn't have plans to go anywhere or do anything. It was nice. I got to just relax. So, I took this opportunity to watch about 50 hours of sports, in my underwear, with a beer, as God fucking intended. My weekend included Premier League Soccer,… Continue reading Week 6 Power Rankings

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Week 2 Power Rankings

It's better to be lucky than good. That's what they say. I'm not quite sure what that means, though. I feel like I'd rather be good than lucky. On the good/luck scale I imagine it goes from Bad with Bad Luck, to Bad, then to Bad with Good Luck, to Good with Bad Luck, to… Continue reading Week 2 Power Rankings