One of the things that our Cheeto dusted Scrotum in Chief campaigned on was the “War on Christmas” and that, if he became President, we were going to get to say “Merry Christmas” to each other as much as we wanted. Who the fuck was lamenting this?!?! You know what I see outside right now… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 11
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2017 Power Ranks – Week 10
I was out of town all weekend and only got back late Tuesday, so I've decided to take this week off. Instead, I'm going to put up a full post on Tuesday that will serve as a sort of combo-post for this week and Thanksgiving, since my Thanksgiving posts are always short anyway. Whose got… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Week 10
2017 Power Rankings – Week 9
I recently went to a brewery that’s right down the street from my apartment. They just redid their taproom so now it’s much bigger and nicer. It used to be a really tiny, broken down room with a bar, where the paint was chipping and there were holes in the walls. The new spot is… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 9
2017 Power Ranks – Week 8
I was sick this week. There's nothing more fun than being sick on the weekend of Halloween. "What are you dressing up as this year?" My bed. As my symptoms got worse and worse, I started to wonder which ones I hated more. This got me thinking about PowerRanking symptoms of being sick. Without further… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Week 8
2017 Power Ranks – Week 6
It's finally (FINALLY!) starting to feel like fall. You can really feel that crispness in the air, and that means it's vest weather. I love vest weather. It's the best. I present to you now, an ode to my vest: Oh vest, my vest How you are the best You keep me warm when it… Continue reading 2017 Power Ranks – Week 6
2017 Power Rankings – Week 5
Dog Shit of the Week Bruce Arena. I assume that after waking up yesterday, turning on the 7am SportsCenter and seeing Tayler Twellman apoplectic, Woody sent me this: I got you buddy. Here's a bedtime story you can tell Mary: There once was a king of a far away land known as Soccertowne, King Bruce.… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 5
2017 Power Rankings – Week 3
It’s a tough week to have a superfluous blog about sports. I don’t want to have a take on this week’s UNITYFEST. Except maybe just read and listen to as many intelligent people as you can and make sure some of them are actual people of color. The more informed you are, the better your… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 3
2017 Power Rankings – Week 2
I went to the doctor a couple months ago for the first time in a long time. It’s stupid that the most important things are pretty much the last things on the planet you want to do. “Man I really should go make sure everything in my body is working correctly and maybe just check… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 2
2017 Power Rankings – Week 1
Now that Week 1 is in the books, we now know everything we need to know about this season. Let's review what we've learned. These are not overreactions by the way. These are perfectly valid, reasonable, sane reactions to the first week of football. For example: We now know that I need to find a… Continue reading 2017 Power Rankings – Week 1
2017 Going-into-the-SZN PowerRanks
I woke up Tuesday morning after Labor Day and felt the familiar feeling of “well summer is over, back to school* and time for fall.” It was instantly depressing. It made me want to write a post where the gist was basically: “Fuck Fall”. But then I got home from work that day, and the… Continue reading 2017 Going-into-the-SZN PowerRanks
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