Ahhh, it feels good to be back in America. And what a time to be back! Nothing makes you more proud of your country than have to explain that the person running for president of the country you live in likes to grab women "by the pussy." Has Trump never been to a strip club? "Look… Continue reading 2016 Power Rankings – Week 6
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2016 Power Ranks – Week 4
Ugh, I knew things were going too well there. Everything was coming up Rhys Nice. Everywhere I looked, I was winning. I was 3-0 in Toppa League and top of the PowerRanks. I was 2-1 and in second place in my sidepiece league, a league I’ve come in last or second-to-last the past two years.… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 4
2016 Power Ranks – Week 3
Remember when you were in Elementary School and you'd be sitting around the lunch table? Remember how everyday, kids were always a trading their food? Kids were wheeling and dealing, left and right. I'll trade you my Capri Sun for those Ring Dings. I'll trade you my Fruit By the Foot for your Shark Bites. I'll… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 3
2016 Power Ranks – Week 2
Every once in awhile I have thoughts about the stuff I see when watching football. Sometimes I write that stuff down. This is one of those times. I suppose this is what Twitter is for, but fuck it. My takes are TOO HOT for 140 characters!! Yo, they gave Omar a Bud Light commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIRHs6Di1pk It… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 2
2016 Power Ranks – Week 1
This is a safe space right? This blog is our own little trust tree, right? A place where I can get something off my chest and not feel judged? Because I think I have to confess something. So, I moved in with Boom Boom about 2 months ago now. I packed all of my… Continue reading 2016 Power Ranks – Week 1
2016 Preseason Power Ranks
What do you guys think of the new iPhone and it not having a headphone jack? Who gives a shit!?! Football is on tonight!!!! Football!! Football!! FOOTBALL!! Football is back! TO-FUCKING-NIGHT! I'm so excited I could fucking explode. This guy knows what I'm talking about: The giggle at the end is the best part. There are… Continue reading 2016 Preseason Power Ranks
Pre Toppa Draft VI Power Rankings
So I didn't set my team avatar in time. We all make mistakes. Woody wore black basketball socks with a khaki suit on his fucking wedding day. Mistake. #Nick decided to take a piss in the middle of the street in front of a cop. Mistake. Austin moved to Vegas. Mistake. Woody, Raleigh and JD… Continue reading Pre Toppa Draft VI Power Rankings
Toppa Draft VI Invite Power Rankings
I received this year's Toppa Draft invite in the mail a few weeks ago. And when I did, I immediately stuck the mailman. YOU DON'T BRING THAT WEAK SHIT ACROSS THE MIDDLE, BOY! WOOOO! Football. Is. Back! Except it's not. Because everybody's favorite ginger couldn't manage to put on an annual event that always takes… Continue reading Toppa Draft VI Invite Power Rankings
Week 15 Power Rankings
I saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens this weekend. I'm not gonna talk about the actual movie, besides the fact that it's good and you should go see it if you haven't. There are two things about regarding this movie that did I want to talk about though. The first is, I've never felt the… Continue reading Week 15 Power Rankings
Week 14 Power Rankings
Well it's officially a week until Christmas. I know it doesn't really feel like it. Maybe it's because Thanksgiving was just 3 weeks ago. Maybe it's because it was 65 degrees on Sunday. Maybe it's because I haven't done any Christmas shopping or gone to any Holiday parties. I dunno. But if you're still looking for… Continue reading Week 14 Power Rankings
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 