I have a serious problem. I’m in three fantasy leagues. And it’s fucking killing me. I’m an anxious mess. All the time. How do people have affairs? I can’t even maintain 3 fantasy football rosters, and people are maintaining elaborate lies and whole other lives. Fuck that. (Or love. Whatever, you know. That's also a… Continue reading 2019 PowerRankings – Week 2
I’m embarking on a journey into the unknown this year. I signed up for another fantasy league this year, which isn’t all that crazy, we all have our JV leagues and our side piece leagues and our work leagues and other leagues that don’t mean as much to us as the one true league, Toppa… Continue reading 2019 PowerRanks – Week 1
Okay, we’re gonna have to keep this one short. The draft was Sunday and I only got over my hangover yesterday. And really, I could go on and on about how awesome football season is, but I don’t need to. You know. That’s why football season is so fucking awesome. Everybody knows it. The game… Continue reading 2019 PowerRanks – Going-into-the-SZN
A few weeks back I was at Gooseberry with Woody. There were other people there like kids and wives or whatever, but they’re not part of the story, so they don’t matter. Woody and I were sitting in our beach chairs and he turns to me and goes, “Tonight, I’m gonna put the kids to… Continue reading 2019 Power Ranks – PreSZN/Toppa Invite
Finally Won the JBiggs One! In JBiggs' 1st ever trip to the Toppa Bowl, Driveway Beers 🍻🏈👀 thrashed Mr. BoomBoom 157.25 to 112.75 in Toppa Bowl VIII to become 2018 James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League Champion. You Da Real MVP... but also Fantasy MVP It turns out in a SZN that was… Continue reading 2018 Toppa Bowl Champions
We've been doing this thing for 8 years now, and while it's pretty much the best thing I have going in my life and every time I hear someone else talking about their fantasy league, I think in the back of my head, "You think your fantasy league is cool, but it fucking sucks compared… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Toppa Bowl VIII Preview
It’s the Christmastime SZN which means there are radio stations playing nothing but Christmas carols and there are TV channels playing nothing but Christmas movies. How can there possibly be so many Christmas movies?! Want a little taste? We’ve got My Christmas Inn, The Christmas Contract, Christmas Around the Corner, Christmas Pen Pals, A Christmas… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Conference Championship Preview
I’d like to start off this week with an update on the deliverer of each week’s Dog Shit of the Week. Ollie had knee surgery two days before Thanksgiving. He actually had his other knee replaced 3 years ago, and it’s very common if one blows out, the other will blow out soon after that.… Continue reading 2018 Power Ranks – Divisional Playoff Preview
Story time! Boom Boom was looking through the L.L. Bean catalog because now that we live in New England, we are in need of warmer clothes. Somehow, even though NYC is 35 degrees today and Newport is 30, the “Feels Like” in NYC is 30 but in Newport it's -2. Also, both of our work… Continue reading 2018 Power Rankings – Week 11
Me and 4 other Toppa members are going to Nashville this weekend to go see Tom Brady take on the Tennessee Titans. Of course, tickets to the actual game were too expensive, which means we’re flying 1000 miles to watch football in a bar. But that’s okay, sometimes you get little snacks on the plane… Continue reading 2018 PowerRankings – Week 9
James M. Toppa Sr. Memorial Fantasy Football League 